p-smashed

the combo of plastered and smashed meaning getting overly fucked up on alcoholic beverages. Started in St. Louis from a misunderstanding on a phone call. Used mostly by the Bro race.

"Dude, lets go over to our bro Chad's house and get soooooo P-Smashed that we can't drive our Civics!"

by Mikesturbator January 2, 2009

Smashed its back doors in

To impale a hot woman

2011 Fest. The Hammel. AD. Tane. Luger. He smashed its back doors in!!

by Jim Furyk, FedEx 2010 October 10, 2011

stashed some yams

To stash a standard pound of clean, uncut cocaine. Usually kept at an Aunties house.

Tommy Pantsdown hid a pound of stripper fuel at his uncles house. His auntie doesn't like the homie but it's all good for a bump or two. In the end, he stashed some yams.

by Tommy Pantsdown August 29, 2006

Skased, Skace

-To run away from authority
-to escape from justice
-to find political Sanctuary to escape crimes.

He saw the cops coming and he skased it.

by Quirriff March 2, 2004

Smashede

A stampede of drunks.

After the bar closed there was a smashede of drunks out the door.

by The FDH October 12, 2010

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

stashed the yams

A ballon filled with herion.

Tommy Pantsdown stashed the yams at his aunties house.

by Tommy Pantsdown August 29, 2006