Marco says that his simpage bus funny but we all know that’s not true because no woman has ever been funny and all they do is wash dishes and make me sandwiches
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When two bros care so much about hoes that they enter into a mutual state of transdimensional simpness. They are forever bonded in their way of simp. THE SIMP BOND IS UNBREAKABLE!
"Yo I heard Tim and Max were Synchronized Simping over _______ yesterday."
"Aye bro, you heard that new track where thekidszn and Disturb are simps? Yea its called Movie Sh~t on soundcloud"
"Aye bro, you heard that new track where thekidszn and Disturb are simps? Yea its called Movie Sh~t on soundcloud"
by disturb_muzik April 2, 2020
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Girl: *Wearing a Michigan sweatshirt*
Boy: Hey! Oh my gosh! Do you like Michigan?
Girl: Haha actually this is a Marquette sweatshirt, it’s a really small college.
Boy: Oh! Marquette - I love Marquette!
Boy to friend: Dude what is Marquette?
Friend: Bro you were simping so hard! You totally like her!
Boy: Hey! Oh my gosh! Do you like Michigan?
Girl: Haha actually this is a Marquette sweatshirt, it’s a really small college.
Boy: Oh! Marquette - I love Marquette!
Boy to friend: Dude what is Marquette?
Friend: Bro you were simping so hard! You totally like her!
by WomanSlayer85 November 4, 2019
Get the Simping mug.The act of physically, mentally or emotionally acting toward females in a way that would attribute poor self esteem, bad sense of male companionship and a need for female relations. An individual often 'simps' after being hit by a solemn urge for the feeble touch of human companionship.
The urge arises deep within the core of a simp, it tugs on the heart strings and churns the bodily functions inside until the simp finally gives in and returns to his post, raking in the fruits of female contemplation.
The simps favoured females are, in their words, 'just friends' however in the brutal realty that exists between the simps conscience's shows the truth that the simps female friends are fucking fugly.
Simps can be found in their natural habitat, lurking around the back doors of classrooms and around the corner from a group of little girls enjoying light conversation.
If simp is spotted text 1300SIMP and a recall team will arrive within the minute.
WARNING! Do not, in any case, attempt to restrain the simp without professional training as you will fall victim to prolonged dumb conversations, stupid ass questions about your life and hit in the face by a general foul stench.
SIMPS STRIKE FIRST RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. If the simp gives chase, give him a quick spray of SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY. SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY can be purchased online at www.SIMPY's.com.au.
The urge arises deep within the core of a simp, it tugs on the heart strings and churns the bodily functions inside until the simp finally gives in and returns to his post, raking in the fruits of female contemplation.
The simps favoured females are, in their words, 'just friends' however in the brutal realty that exists between the simps conscience's shows the truth that the simps female friends are fucking fugly.
Simps can be found in their natural habitat, lurking around the back doors of classrooms and around the corner from a group of little girls enjoying light conversation.
If simp is spotted text 1300SIMP and a recall team will arrive within the minute.
WARNING! Do not, in any case, attempt to restrain the simp without professional training as you will fall victim to prolonged dumb conversations, stupid ass questions about your life and hit in the face by a general foul stench.
SIMPS STRIKE FIRST RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. If the simp gives chase, give him a quick spray of SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY. SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY can be purchased online at www.SIMPY's.com.au.
Male 1: Sitting in circle of females
Male 2: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!
Male 3: Stop simping you SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
Male 2: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!
Male 3: Stop simping you SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
by bruh123456789\ May 28, 2020
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The act of a beta male worshipping women who dont deserve it because they believe it will get them in favour with women for sexual benefit.
This act includes being a puppet for her to manipulate as she deems fit; offering to provide unrequited time and resources to the woman; agreeing to everything she says without question or challenge; Building up her self esteem by telling her that she is beautiful and liking her social media photos (a counterproductive exercise for a Simp to do as it makes a woman feel like she's too good for him); Being her emotional tampon when she needs a shoulder to cry on in between all her failed alpha boyfriend relationships; and the act of "White-Knighting" which is defending a woman's poor behaviour irrespective when she is in the wrong.
The act of a beta male worshipping women who dont deserve it because they believe it will get them in favour with women for sexual benefit.
This act includes being a puppet for her to manipulate as she deems fit; offering to provide unrequited time and resources to the woman; agreeing to everything she says without question or challenge; Building up her self esteem by telling her that she is beautiful and liking her social media photos (a counterproductive exercise for a Simp to do as it makes a woman feel like she's too good for him); Being her emotional tampon when she needs a shoulder to cry on in between all her failed alpha boyfriend relationships; and the act of "White-Knighting" which is defending a woman's poor behaviour irrespective when she is in the wrong.
Man, stop Simping over that woman. She has you by the balls and you're thinking with your little head instead of your big head! She's not worth it.
by Cyborg2000 November 27, 2019
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