ASS SIMILATOR

A Guy who pretends to be a Homo as to reap it's many benifits- such as : Tight pants, Pink shirts, Shopping, Oprah, Speedo's, Australia, Compact cars, Large cars, Leather hats and Thin cigarettes !!!

That Oprah watching ASS SIMILATOR over there with the tight pants over his speedo- who deffinitely owns a compact car with a kangeroo sticker on it , just took the last Leather hat. GODDAM SMOKER !!!

by Ryan Angel September 4, 2006

simir

13 year old neo-nazi(he is having a redemption) that wrote a copypasta

-Bro you remember the simir copypasta?
-Who?

by breen420 January 23, 2022

Great minds think similarly

When you and your friends have the same idea/thought at the same time

Bob and Jeff at the same time: wow that’s cool
Bob: no way, great minds think similarly!

by Bye bye turd December 2, 2020

Simida

When you see a pengaleng ting in South Korea

*Alex glances across the train carriage and fixates eyes on a questionable pengaleng*

Alex: "Simida"?
Friend 1: "Simidaaaaaaa"
Friend 2: "Si..mi...daaaa"
Friend 1 + 2: "Simidadadadadadaddaa"

by Blodclot69 June 15, 2016

Simi

Indian for "boring as shit".

Example:

Bro 1: Hey, let's go down to Simi Valley for some skate.

Bro 2: Simi Valley!? That place is boring as shit!

or

Me in Science class: Dammit! This class is fucking SIMI!!

by Jablo May 6, 2009

simie

big hairy woman that shaves her face, closley related to big foot.

wow if you dont have a shave soon your going to be so simie.

by someone June 6, 2004

Simi

Honestly she seems nice but lowkey a weird bitch but she is also very creative and kinda a hippy and talks about doing LSD but never does them she also LOYAL AFF ppl say she really joyful but dumb she also lowkey depressed

Ouuuuu Simi your outfit looks really cool like you from the 70s
Thank youuuuu u look cutee too Im gonna go walk around and steal candy from the front desk weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Mybrotherlookslikedrake November 22, 2019