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Silent-Laugh Mode 

The state one enters during a fit of uncontrollable silent laughter.
"Did you hear what happened to Stacy's cat?
"haha yeah I told Steve and he immediately went into silent-laugh mode..."
Silent-Laugh Mode by jps442200 November 22, 2011

silent football 

A game with a very strict set of rules. It is ran by Mr. Dick Tater. Players may call him any variation of the words dick, and potato. The game is started with the customary tip-of-the-hat, and the customary shaloob. The ball is then put in play by Mr. Tallywhacker Beerfries. Players may "thwap", by slapping their thighs in the direction they wish to send the ball. Players may not alter the direction of the thwapping. Players may also "Zoom" by making eye-contact with another player, and pointing their elbow at the player. Players cannot "thwap a thwap thwap", or Use a thwap three times in rapid succession, unless it is all done by one player, before anyone else has thwapped. This also goes for Zooming. Players must raise their hand and be called on by Mr. Penis Potato. All players must address each other with the Title of Mr. or Ms.. Players may not use any pronouns. The breaking of any rules is rewarded with Penance points. The player with the most penance points at the end of the game "wins" and must do a dare.
Paul: Hey, lets play silent football!

Group: HELL YEAH! I'm sick of contact.

Paul: I call Dick-tater. Customary tip of the hat!

Group: customary tip of the hat

Paul: Customary shaloob

Group: Customary shaloob

Paul: The ball is now in play, all rules are now in effect.

Silent Rage 

Silent Rage

A well known person in vdr who drops his pants on pal exposing himself religiously. His many bbe partners are forced to help him get off. He is an old nasty fart, who is hairy as an ape.

Claims to use Vampires Dark Rising as a stress relief for killing punks on there.
Silent Rage

I love smiling and touching myself. I love an good audience looking at my wrinkled twig and berries.
Silent Rage by đarƙy October 19, 2016

Silent Hill 

An extremely fucked up survival horror game made for the psone. This games take what you know about horror and rips out it's guts and stangles it with them.
The movie is also very true to the video game with pleanty of the same diologue. I Reccomend the movies and games 1-3 because 4 is kinda out there and I didn't enjoy it.
Silent Hill by Kazegirl September 10, 2006

Silent nut 

The nut you make when you are watching porn and your mom walks in the room
person 1: guess what happened yesterday
person 2 :what
person1 : i did the silent nut
Silent nut by memelordIV December 4, 2018

silent follow

When you still follow someone’s social media account but do not like/comment/retweet etc. Usually done to keep updated on someone’s life without being close or wanting to be friends with them.
Friend 1: Why do you still follow Mark?
Friend 2: I silent follow him to see where all the good clubs are…and to see who’s girl he steals next.
silent follow by Chrisnicc February 8, 2020