Sideburns

Hair that grows down the side of the legs from a bushy womans vagina

Did you see that sexy girl in the bikini? Yes did you see them sideburns

by Stretchnutzz87 December 27, 2015

Sideburns-Pube

The hair between your Penis and thigh

James: I shaved my pubes the other day
Jacob: Did you get you get your Sideburns-Pube
James: Yeah I it was the hardest place to get

by LOLER12 September 6, 2016

Sideburn Sally

When you get to the end of the joint and there is basically none left but you keep puffing

All smoking in the Suzuki swift down the leisure car park and Kate Jones’s said “you’ve sideburn sally’ed that”

by Alejandro2475 July 30, 2019

Sidecar

When someone has a colostomy and removes the bag to allow a guy to fuck the stoma (the hole).

Shaky earns money for his habit by renting out his colostomy as a sidecar

by Not the normal user December 16, 2020

sideburn appreciation day

September 23; The day to show off your sideburns or compliment someone for having them.

"Man you gotta shave them sideburns off you ain't gonna get no hoes,"
"Don't talk like that it's Sideburn Appreciation Day."

by CT2378 September 23, 2021

Sidewards

When something is sideways and backwards at the same time. Normally used as a substitution for sidways/backwards in dirty jokes.

Friend 1: Look at my penis!
Friend 2: It looks a little backwards, why is the tip not at the end.
Friend 1: Don't mind that, my penis is sidewards

by Minivandj May 23, 2022

sidewards avocado cap

same as cap, it means lie or

my mom: im younger than you
me: thats sidewards avocado cap

by misssophcupcake June 24, 2022