chocolate shredder

violent anal sex

The first night in jail you need to look out for the chocolate shredder.

or, I gave that chick the chocolate shredder, she couldn't walk right for a week.

by iron eagle September 16, 2013

hymen shredder

a term for a convicted serial killer/rapist most of whose victims were young, virgin girls

to see the true face of a hymen shredder go find Richard Allan Davis, now residing on California's death row

by Sexydimma February 26, 2015

File Shredder

A .exe file for windows used to fully delete files. File Shredder doesn't have a paywall (unlike Uninstall Tool) but File Shredder is used more to break Windows then to get space on a windows installation.

P1: "Hey, you have a good way to remove edge?"
P2: "Yeah just download File Shredder and delete the file."
Later
P1: "I deleted system32."
P2: "h-how?"

by EndFan June 17, 2021

Shitter shredding

The act of playing electric guitar in ones bathroom

Dude.. You should've heard me shitter shredding this morning. The acoustics in my bathroom are phenomenal

by Breadfan4life October 13, 2021

Load Shredding

Refer to "Load Shedding", in South Africa, we get power cuts because of lack of maintenance on the power stations.

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 Load Shedding, so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab your mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"

Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to?"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah man, 'Load Shredding' sounds good, meet you there."

by Munchk1n February 22, 2023

Shredulous

The beginning comes from "shred" which on a guitar shreding is playing really good and fast. The ending comes from "fabulous." Together they make a word with such an awesome power but more or less means "awesome"

used in "cool court" from sickanimation.com

"This Phat Lady from Haven in Shredulous"

by jfjrghhghg May 25, 2007

shred toast

A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.

Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.

by bakermancan February 21, 2011