Shmorange

A type of reclusive and mysterious monster located in Northern Canadian Forests and Woods. Very Few live to tell their story of seeing the Shmorange or more commonly known as Shornge. Similarly to Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster a Shmorange has been stated to be a myth because of the lack of definitive proof, but trust me you would not want to live in a world with proof. They are rumored to eat trees whole and digest entire campsites before being captured. Truly there has only ever been one captured Shmorange and the FBI and Secret Service lost eight agents that day. That singularly captured Shmorange is said to be residing in Area 51. Nobody is allowed in to keep them safe. Aliens are said to be caged there but the real answer is one single Shmorange is there constantly tested on and fed nine whole trees a day. Beware of the Shmorange.

A shmorange ate my parents.
Did you hear about the Shmorange that escaped from Area 51?
Oh my God! Is that a Shmo-

by MaddibeSaddy May 22, 2019

Shmoofed

Not having money at the moment

Bro I can’party I’m Shmoofed

by McNigger June 20, 2019

Shmoozark

A wildly obese and ugly person

Shut up bro you look like shmoozark

by Pssani December 13, 2019

Shmoovment

When someone has insane style and smoothness with their movement

Guy 1: Look at him dance!

Guy 2: That nigga got the shmoovment!

by Icansuckaniggadick October 24, 2020

Shmood

An exaggerated mood. When something is so much of a mood that you feel the need to say this instead.

Oh my god, Khloe just picked a booger whilst naked in Times Square. Such a shmood.

by ShaniaTwainsPetLizard May 13, 2022

Shmookie

Is something that you love so much or is a very cute animal, can be used to refer to pretty much anything. Once you start using it, you'll know.

When seeing a cute animal you might say "Oooo look at that shmookie. That's the cutest shmookies I have every seen!"
Or
When referring to a significant other "I love you shmookie, thanks for the best valentines day ever."
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CAN ALSO BE USED AS A VERB: "Give me a shmooks." means "Give me a kiss".

by BobSaget94 January 24, 2023

shmod

June went so krazy when founding the shmunkagraph he had to make a new word to describe it to his followers

June:On shmod shmunky
Wok:What is blud babbling about 💯

by styzz fan May 9, 2023