shitbitchfuckingasshole

Said very fast, when you get extremly pissed off quickly or get suddently hurt, in most cases when you jam your hand in a door.

shitbitchfuckingasshole, I just got hit in the head with a tennis racket! i hate you alex.

by LAUREN TOLOCZKO January 2, 2008

shitdick

used as one word, the result of having anal intercourse and being left with fecies on the penis. Can be used as an insult for someone who landed themself in a bad situation, as an exclamation, or as a noun describing a bad situation.

Damn, that's shitdick man.
Yo, that girl gave you shitdick?
wow, you're such a shitdick.
Shitdick! i hate it when that happens.

by berishnicoff December 28, 2005

Shitbird

Lazy person not good for anything

Look at that shitbird wasting time on the clock

by Da WHITEMAN March 24, 2017

shitdink

someone with shit on their dink from fucking another person in the ass. Usually male and skinny.

by fhead September 14, 2003

shitcident

An incident in which shit hitting the fan is an immediate result.

wife walks in on husband cheating and calls off marriage. this would be a shitcident.

by dj ngar January 24, 2011

Shirthing

Accidentally giving birth while defecating.

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.

by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011

Shitcident

An incident involving shitting one's self.

"Man, I really have to shit."
"Better not bend down, you might have a shitcident."

by SleepingInTheUnderworld July 8, 2015