Shivering Blowjob

When your getting a blowjob from a girl, you put a popsicle in her ass to make her shiver.

Hey can you give me a shivering blowjob tonight , yes I love a popsicle in my booty .

by Laggy4 April 8, 2020

Sock Sharing party

An occurrence in which two or more men masterbate and spill their seeds into a sock. After in which the sock is passed to the next gentleman to follow suit. The last candidate must wear the sock!

Tim, Bob, John and huff were exhausted after their sock sharing party. John got stuck with a sticky situation when he had to wear the sock full of the soup of some-young-guys.

by dickdemon May 6, 2011

Shower Shafting

When you masturbate in the shower.

Oh no! I can't masturbate in my room because I have roommates! I had better go shower shafting to clear this urge! Or be good with girls and get laid!

by Waldo Black August 23, 2014

savering

Savering - verb. (saver, savered) To stare at your computer screen without doing anything for so long that the screen saver turns on.

"Work is so boring. I have been savering almost all day."
"I savered a few times because nobody has called the help desk all day"
"I haven't been able to focus on anything, I just sit at my desk and saver"

by seiryuu December 10, 2008

Thanks for sharing

An example of the rhetorical trope of LITOTES (understatement), This is the delicate response one gives to someone who, in a group setting, suddenly blurts out information which is extremely personal, unusually revealing, and possibly unique to that individual. It comes from settings like group psychological counseling or 12-step groups, in which such highly personal testimonies are followed by the Moderator's cool "thanks for sharing." said smoothly-- no matter how disturbing or shocking or incredible was the confession that preceded it. This catchphrase may well have originated from the 1980's TV sitcom, BOB, which starred comedian Bon Newhart as a psychiatrist.

12-step member: "Hi, My name is Marcia."

Group: "Hi, Marcia."

Marcia: I just want to say I'm glad I'm here tonight, I'm a child of incest, I'm a heroin addict and I just murdered my husband"

Moderator: (Smiling benignly, completely calmly) Thanks for sharing, Marcia.

by david lincoln brooks November 3, 2008

Shafting

Getting oral sex.

Hey baby this shaft needs cleaning, get on it, shafting please!

by matty8121 May 22, 2010

Sharing

Stuffing an object into someone's panties while they dance for you.

I'd share the hell out of my money. - Yugi Muto

I like sharing.

by Master Marik February 28, 2014