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Scenic Route

The scenic route, The undesirable neighborhood that you would not want to live in or find yourself driving through very often due to safety concerns and just the depressing scene that is hurting your eyes. As you begin your grove you’ll notice a gradual increase in trash and untidy kept porches, as well as more and more graffiti,you’ll start noticing abandon cars and trash filled lots were houses once stood, Before you know it there is just random people all over the place ,junkies ,People pushing shopping carts with god only knows what down the middle of the street. All of this is taking place for example on a Tuesday afternoon at 3 p.m. I guess nobody has to be at work in these either

The smell of weed is everywhere in, cars with tinted windows and people in need of a belt to keep thier pants from falling down , there is no shortage of bodegas , Check cashing places, pawn shops, liquor stores,And plenty of takeout food stores.

You can spot the place that you can buy drugs from just like seeing other cars continually pulling up to the same corner of people then quickly driving off into the sunset.

And then at some point you have made it through the halfway point of the scenic route and you will find that conditions all the sudden begin to gradually improve back towards your neighborhood that actually has pride and respect for itself. As you arrive safely to your doorstep you reflect upon taking the scenic route home and are thankful that we live where you live. THE END.
On my way home from work today I had to take the scenic route due to a detour, I made sure my doors were locked and my Legally owed and licensed to carry 9 mm we’re ready just in case
by Pro stock April 13, 2022
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b fus scenic route

a place to go where there seem to be no logical or desirable solution
Jerome: SURELY lets watch Captain Marvel?

Daniel: nah rather take the old b fus scenic route
by J_Soont March 7, 2019
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Shady or sketchy. A situation that will seriously fuck up one's plans. Sometimes awkward and a little trippy.
A scenic situation.

Hey, that guy was scenic, he took all of my skittles.

The scenic bastards walked into the room, their collars were popped and their armbands took hold of the room.

Scenic mofos.
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007
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semiconductors

People who cross-dress. Politically correct way of saying "transistors" ("trans-sisters").
I think we just turned the wrong way and wound up in the Castro District. I see a lot of semiconductors on this street.
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senijah

A nasty bitch that send nudes to everyone.let everyone fuck her.
you seen senijah nudes?.
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West Seneca

a shitty small ass town directly next to South Buffalo. Has the highest population of polish people in the world next to Poland. Go through the phone book and count the number of "ski"s you see at the end of each name. and get into arguments about someone's last name is "zewski" and they say "shefski".

The only place somewhat close to interesting is the southgate plaza. The town was rated the #1 town in New York State to raise a family. Ya know why? Cause NOTHING HAPPENS HERE!
Yo man where you from?
Ugh, West Seneca
...Sucks
:/
by sfr316 January 26, 2011
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semicolon

Not everyone knows how to use a semicolon correctly; my farts must smell like sweet perfume.
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