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Secular humanist

A person who believes that religion should be disregarded pertaining to matters of the state or nation. Secular humanists may not necessarily be atheists or free-thinkers, and may even be religious or spiritual. Instead of living to please supernatural beings, secular humanists prioritize the well-being of humans, and some others are also concerned with animals and the environment. Most secular humanists don't rely on faith, myth or superstition to guide decision-making, but instead use reason and science.
Religion hinders human progress. Eventually, most people will be secular humanists.
by TheSereneSecularist August 22, 2017
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Brocial Security

The safety net of having your bros out with you at a club, bar, or youth group meeting. A male receives Brocial Security benefits when he has a clutch wingman, is backed up by a friend in a verbal or physical altercation, or when another male friend buys you an alcoholic beverage because you are broke.

Providing for the security of elderly bros by paying your payroll taxes faithfully and voting Democrat to support Social Security. We are our Bro's and sisters' keepers.
After that guy swung at me, I was glad I had my Brocial Security.

Hey, I hooked up with that girl from the bar last night, the Brocial Security you gave me finally got her away from her friends.

This girl wants me to buy her a drink, but I am out of cash, can you give me some Brocial Security so I can get her something?
by beachesbeersbitchesbongs December 4, 2009
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security

The act of not putting out at a party, specifically for girls. Can also refer to a crack team of cock blocking friends that travel in packs to protect one another.
The girl had some tight security, so I didn't get laid.
by Wingman, 1st Degree May 28, 2006
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securious

Being so confident in one's heterosexuality that the person actively seeks to put themselves in a homosexual encounter, just to prove how they can have gay sex and still be straight.
Dmitry is so securious that he's willing to put a penis in his mouth to show how comfortable he is with his unwaivering heterosexuality.
by njzero November 10, 2007
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Secure the bag

To do something right, or gain from achieving the goal. Also know as getting exactly what you want or "hitting the nail on the head"
Carol: you can't have the shoes!
Nina: I'll do the dishes

*later on*
Ruby: I thought you said she wasn't buying them?!
Nina: nah mate, I managed to secure the bag!
by Scm~ nizarxa September 1, 2019
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security blanket

An object or act that assures one of safety and security.
This phrase was first derived from the blanket a characket from Peanuts(Charlie brown) always had with him. If memory serves me right a US Present coined the phrase.
1. The addition of cameras and patrolling officers will creat a security blanket for the students on campus.
2. Driving fast makes me feel safe. Like wrapping a blanket around me, it shields all the bad things from coming in.
by Machinus July 27, 2005
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Security Hole

A security hole is a hole that contains security.
by ecks of dee October 12, 2018
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