Scrampthonee

Anthony's obnoxious face
Derivation: Latin: scrampus - lick my taint
thonius - please

Scrampthonie is so scrampthonyesque that you can smell it from down the hall.

by Anthony October 20, 2004

Portuguese Scramble

In order to correctly pull of the "Portuguese Scramble" one must crack 3 to 4 eggs into a woman's vagina and/or butthole (often times a funnel is needed for this procedure to be performed adequately). Next, one must use one's penis and/or penis-like appendage as a sort of plunging whisk and penetrate the woman's egg laden orifice. After "scrambling" the eggs adequately, one must then instruct the egg burdened woman to squat over a hot skillet and push the freshly scrambled eggs into the aforementioned skillet. Cook until eggs are fluffy. Add Salt, pepper, and semen to taste. Enjoy.

"Perhaps for breakfast my girlfriend and I can whip you up a quick Portuguese Scramble."

by Dewmore D. Didwell September 6, 2013

Jam Scram

A person who is addicted to perc 30's but can't afford them. You can find them at parties asking for a bump and they'll get you back. They can be spotted by looking nervous and shaky. They are the cheebah hawks of percocets. This person is usually really stingy, always trying to bum somethin such as a cigarette mainly Newport, a hit from a bowl, or simply a small line.

"Dude hide that 30 Tony's coming over" "ya man Tony is a total jam scram"

by camhcaz17 April 5, 2010

scrama

awesome beyond belief

erewrr werwerewr qewqrqwe SCRAMA fwetwef

by Francisco Spunderfledertis April 24, 2008

Pig Roast Scramble

The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.

Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Boston Scrambler

The act of blowing your junk on your lady's chest (with her permission of course) and then squeezing a nugget out on top and preceding to mix it up with the tip of your dangle so that it resembles scrambled eggs.

Eric gave that slut Ms. Mohan the boston scrambler at IHOP last night!

by Maximus Johnson February 15, 2007

Scramhed

Someone that resembles a 'scrat-end' and is therefore in great need of a hearty beating. A 'twat', the lowest of the job-seeking low.

Devvo - "You fuckin' scramhed, you fucking scrat-end!"

by Devvo May 13, 2005