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Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.
Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.
by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023
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scattered_matter

Scattered_Matter, a term for a silly person, or a name for Scattered_Matter.
Scattered_Matter can be used to describe a character! if compared with "style" or "type"
it means all your intentions are not ill, and that they are actually quite silly.
you can use it as a term similar to foolish! or smart!... it can be both!
Hey Scattered_Matter!
Scattered_Matter: hi

"Scattered_matter type character" / "Scattered_matter styled character lookin."

"My intentions are Scattered_Matter! not ill at all :)"

foolish: "you are an insufferable Scattered_Matter!"

smart: "That was so Scattered_Matter of you :)"
by Mattered_Scatter April 4, 2024
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Tom, scattered

A guy that pretends to be your friend but says really hurtful things when you tell jokes.
Friend: There’s a lot of discourse online but I still can’t tell if I’m probiotic or antibiotic!
Tom, scattered: give up
by StinkPattern November 29, 2025
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scatter the riders

scatter the riders is a saying,
if someone says scatter the riders its means to beat the fuck out off a bunch of cunts hanging together
scatter=fuck em up and leave em lying scattered all over the floor
riders=a group of people
mafia leader:scatter the riders
me:ok
ML:well done
by flippa April 5, 2004
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Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".
Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care
by Tangee December 14, 2008
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Scatterday

n. Day of the week, commonly known as "Saturday," but much, much crazier.
Jane: "So, what did you do last weekend?"
Carla: "Well, Sunday was pretty boring, but the day before I had so much to do. I spent almost all day at the mall shopping, then saw a movie with John, and then went to an insane party. It was a total Scatterday."
by AlyssaLorin131 February 11, 2009
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scatterball

God's gift to College students. AKA Adderall.

*Because when you pour them out of the zippy, they bounce all over the place.
Bro 1: Bro, I got so many finals coming up next week I need to study for.
Bro 2: I was just about to buy some scatterballs from my boy downtown. how many do you want?
by nurdrmsz December 9, 2011
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