anal shard

The incorrect reading of Brooklyn Tech's "Anal's Hard" message on its Chemistry major's 2007 yearbook picture.

It's not anal shard, it's Anal's Hard!!!!!

by Techie2007 July 12, 2007

matt galati sardo

probably the gayest cunt in the world. He has zero friends, and believes he's good at volleyball, even though we all know he's fucking retarded. Unaturally small penis and he enjoys pleasing old men by sucking their dicks. Matt is a professional at the california steam train and enjoys the occasional spastic eagle. Overall probably the biggest faggot in the world and has probably the same amount of skill at volleyball as tore bempasciuto( also a gay cunt )

1. ''Hey matt galati sardo, is that old man cum on your face?''

2. Matt enjoys old mens dicks

3. ''It's Matt's turn to serve in volleyball'' ''Oh fucking hell, lucky were up by twenty points''

by alex griffin is a sick cunt November 15, 2010

Shard

The end result of a wet fart where one will find residual turd-lets in their underwear. If not cleaned promptly, the likely outcome of a shard and impact to the underwear is called a skid-mark.

After that mean bean burrito from Filliberto's, I ripped a huge fart and when I finally got to the bathroom, low and behold I found a raisin sized shard nestled in my underwear and another one smashed in my ass hairs.

by cballznhoney April 12, 2012

Sardine

when your eating out an older lady and her clit falls into your mouth and is salty like a sardine.

I was eating out Andy Clark, From 23 main street, grandmother and her clit fell off into my mouth and I ate all of it's salty goodness, like a SARDINE.

by Juddy Smith December 22, 2004

Sardar

• The Apex Predator (The Leader always)
• A Sikh who wears a turban. Often succeded by a 'ji'.
• A sexy beast. A chick magnet. You won't understand how sexy he is unless you're in relationship with him.

• Who's the Sardar here?
• Oe Sardarji kya Khabar?
• He's a Sardar, damn.

by Francris January 2, 2017

sharded

When one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly shits himself a little bit too.

OMG I can't believe James sharded in Filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he crapped his pants.

by cheekytina June 2, 2008

sardines on a whisk broom

A woman's vagina. More specifically, during sexual excitement and lubrication. Also the act of act of performing cunillingus.

I had a date with Mary, and the dessert was sardines on a whisk broom.

If you thought caviar was fishy, try sardines on a whisk broom!

My girlfriend is menstruating... so this time the sardines on a whisk broom came with ketchup.

by Arcanum Man November 4, 2009