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Dirty Samirah

This is when you wake up the next morning after crazy drunken sex to find your date has left but not before she's taken an alcohol fueled shit on your dog and covered it in Fruit Loops and then videod herself dancing round it to Abba's Dancing Queen
Hey bro, how'd your date go the other night? You 2 were hammered.

Bruv, the sex was mental but when I woke up in the morning the bitch had pulled a Dirty Samirah on me, I wanted to be angry but couldn't stop laughing.
by Propercunt March 30, 2020
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Samira Moment

To have a Samira Moment means you have a moment of blank thought
I just ate my own booty hole, I must be having a Samira Moment
by xxx69BOOTYEATER69xxx November 12, 2019
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samitard

the awkward smurf with the afro...sadly, this smurf never made it to the actual show. Samitard the smurf enjoys sitting on stumps in the forrest while devouring roasted peanuts, smoking white-spotted shrooms and biting its nails.
walking through the halls seeing a physically impaired person and saying "SAMITARD"
by destroythesamitards March 14, 2010
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Samiat Ibrahim

A Goffy, but yet beautiful georgous, looking girl, that hates being called "Guy" and has her lips glow always that lawal cares about alot❤️
Who else can be like Samiat Ibrahim who is a joy giver, staunch friend. Thanks for the memories.
by Samilare June 2, 2020
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Samira carlyle hozaima

Samira carlyle hozaima is a loyal friend, she will stick with a small group of friends and keep them. Samira dislikes most boys, she will even attack when provoked. If you want a Samira as a friend, make a good first impression from the start.
If you date a Samira, always agree with her no matter what. Samiras will be shy at first, but soon she will be ranting about annoying boys. Samira is sometimes sneaky, hide all passwords from her, she will look at your private chats.
If you find a Samira, be her friend, but you have been warned.
"Samira carlyle hozaima is a great friend! I could set you up with her?"
by #hamsterlover April 12, 2021
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Samirah

A very lovely girl with a cleft lip.

Not many people like her but that's because she's truly rare.

Once you meet her you will gasp at how pretty she is.
"Wow! Is that Samirah!?"
"Yup, she's amazing isn't she"
"I wanna be like her someday!"
by Orangejuicelol October 19, 2021
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Samirah

Samirah is a very pretty girl who's style is a mix of alternative/emo/tomboy. When you get to meet her she seems like a miss goody 2 shoes, but when you are close to her she is cheeky/rude and has bad language. She doesn't care about ANYONE except her homies.
"Woah, is that Samirah?"

"Yeah..she looks mean today"
"She's not a bully tho?"
"Nah she ain't a bully."

"She looks like one..."
"Bruv shuttup"
by Orangejuicelol April 8, 2022
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