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Swine Flu

The feeling one gets the morning after getting wasted and realizing they had sex with a fat girl.
"I got hammered last night, and when I saw what I woke up next to, I came down with a bad case of Swine Flu."
by mungraker May 31, 2009
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Swine Flu

to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman.
by Leather Neck September 2, 2009
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Swine Shit

Swine shits are the worst of all shits that typically appear around the flue season. They smell, sound, and look horrible. They usually occur randomly every few hours with explosive power. They are also the worst smelling of all shits. A well ventilated area is recommended.
Sorry I had to leave, I ran home to take a swine shit.

friend: That sucks. Swine shits are not meant for public restrooms.
by RamMan September 23, 2009
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swine aids

it is a heavy form of swine flu that can be passed on heroditry. Basically a monkey and a pig had sex and then their baby was used in faunication by a man and swine aids was created. It affects the sexual organs and can caus your penis or nipples to swell and often fall off. There is no known cure.
"Damn honkey i got swine aids."

"That'll teach you to play with your sister, now your dicks' gonna fall off."
by CaptainPiggy December 31, 2009
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swine fro

a black kid whos name is leroy swain, he goes to spoto highschool and is growing an afro
u seen swine fro? his hair grows fast
by 3O5 April 9, 2010
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swine flu

A feeling that comes across an individual when the presence of police, or pigs as they are better known, is so disturbing that it causes one to be sick to their stomach.
All those pigs harassing my friend gave me swine flu.
by RT Pro-America April 28, 2009
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Swine Harp

when "porking" a chick from behind the act of plucking one of her pubic hairs sretching it across the anus and blowing across it until it whistles.
John was cursed with a small penis therefore he impressed his girlfriend by playing a tune on her swine harp.
by Joe Teague May 26, 2008
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