Squirrel 

A small vermin that lays the nutty brown. Abreviation of squirrel shit which is generally used in the same manner as shit but can be applied wherever really, i.e. films

"Couldnt give a squirrel"
Theres something about squirrel
Mortal Squirrel
The league of extroadinary squirrels
Any given squirrel
Squirrelface

Squirrel by The Foulsh September 21, 2005

squirrel 

a sneaky/tricky person (somewhat neutral connotation)

Hoo, Talin is such a squirrel! He said he had a birthday party to go to, when actually he went to go fishing without me!

Hoo, Talin just squirreled my Mitsuken plate lunch!

Talin just squirreled out of detention!

Squirrely Talin was cheating on the whole test!

squirrel by Talin December 26, 2007

squirrel 

Some free-styling skateboarder from Widnes; MITCH!

If you know him, you'll understand!

squirrel by Psycho Dave November 24, 2004

Squirrel 

Parallel to Dibs and Shotgun, but only refers to girls

Ariel: "Man, Naomi is sooo hot!"
Amnon: "Yeah, Squirrel!"

Squirrel by AssBlaster99 February 21, 2010

squirrel 

1. The youngest of the Nolan sisters.

2. A small furry creature with a nut obsession.

3. An amorous gentleman

4. An oblong piece of formica work surface that can be used as a sexual enticement on a Royal Navy aircraft carrier populated by randy seamen.

Def 3: 'look at that SQUIRREL - wanting to plant his nuts in that'.

squirrel by Monkey Tennis 63 June 28, 2010

Squirrel 

A euphemism for a homosexual male.

Deriving from illicit conduct of a sub-culture in 18th century England when sex partners 'nuts' were effectively 'hidden' between their legs prior to fornication.

Historically used in Fallowfield/Withington area of Manchester.

Dude - he was wearing a v-neck - total squirrel!

Squirrel by j.freeze. January 19, 2011

squirrel 

Someone who is so idiotic that they are as dumb as a squirrel.
Can also be used when someone does something very stupid and embarrassing.

Wow, that squirrel Nicole, was standing in the elevator doors for too long, so it started beeping and she completely flipped out.

squirrel by reynoldswrap27alex April 27, 2011