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jersey shore

The worst show on earth. It features a bunch of twenty-something year old loser who are paid to act like mentally handicapped dirt. The basic formula for every episode is sex+drinking+tanning. Every time you watch jersey shore, your IQ will drop by a minimum of 10 points. The show is so dirty and disgusting that even viewing it may result in herpes of the eye. The people on that show make America and New Jersey look bad. One of the worst offenders is a creature, called Snooki. A snooki is an animal with a leather-like appearance and a dangerously high appetite for sex. Its activities include working at a t-shirt shop and passing out in public with a bottle of vodka in its hand. jersey shore is a prime example of how NOT to live. It delivers the message that sex and alcohol are the solutions to everything. I sincerely hope that show gets cancelled.
Kenney: what happened to Kyle? He was a genius just a few weeks ago and now all he does is drool and poop his pants.
Mitchell: he watched Jersey Shore 15 times, which dropped his IQ from 180 to 30.
by coolestnerdever December 9, 2012
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SLORE

1. A cross between a slut and a whore. A woman who is loose sexually but does not demand the going street value for sex , but still manges to be compensated.
Chrissy, did you see Anitilose leave with that guy that bought her a Budweiser , she blew him in the parking lot just for that one beer, she is such a slore !!
by BOSSAROCKASURUS April 11, 2012
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Scores

Scores means; 20 pounds worth of marijuana. Half (10 pounds worth) is called a "Benners" & half of a "Benners" (5 pounds worth) is called a "Jax".
Let's pick up a scores.
by Sinyy January 19, 2008
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Snorebating

Being so hammered from parting that you pass out and start masturbating while you snore.
I'm never sharing a hotel room with Mike again. Bastard was snorebating in the middle of the night.
by cuban68stylz November 20, 2013
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score hop

Hip hop produced with the approach of making a musical score (like, for a movie, for instance) rather than an orthodox hip-hop beat. Beats used by Lupe Fiasco and Kanye West, with their intense use of strings and piano, often classify as score hop
Lupe Fiasco's The Cool was a downright score hop album.
by Brain Okoro October 17, 2008
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Smore Smack

Much like the ever popular slore slap, but with a knee to the genitals included
He is such a smore, I think you should smore smack him.
by trace-dawg January 27, 2010
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Score Us A Loose

Score us a loosehuh
by Eve8819 January 4, 2016
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