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Sitty Fuck

Sexual position involving a partner with a penis and a partner with breasts.

The partner with the breasts lies down and has their face sat on while giving a rim job to the other who, facing the direction of the breasts, uses said breasts to stroke their penis.
A Disney World Orlando princess gave me a Sitty Fuck last night. Good thing I washed my ass!
by Joach Peccatiello June 17, 2020
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tactical sitting

similar to camping in a video game. only difference is that a tactical sitter will stay still for a short period in the match as comparable to a camper remaining in the same location the entire match.
"Stop camping, camper."
"I'm not camping. I'm tactical sitting. It's not my fault you ran into the same hall twice."
by Spaz Out January 8, 2010
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far-sitter

A far-sitter is a restaurant patron who sits so far from his or her assigned table that he or she blocks traffic.
"I had to go to the bathroom at that restaurant, but I was blocked in by a far-sitter. I had to give him a butt-smack to get through."
by batguanomom September 24, 2011
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Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.
"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"
by Axewielder December 11, 2007
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sitting on a couch

Hey, what'd you do last night?
Oh, I was sitting on a couch
by leeloo2221 March 8, 2008
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Cake sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: I'm waiting for Lady Gaga to perform a well publicized cake sitting next.

Jennifer: Cake sitting sounds like fun indeed; I may sit on my own cake on my upcoming birthday (which you forgot about).
by Lisa Wogen October 16, 2010
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