Ressesionary Shrink

The deacrease in the amount of product you recieve after the start of the resession compared to the amount you would have recieved for the same price before the resession.

Due to ressesionary shrink, if you look at the side of most cearial boxes, it wil appear much thinner.

by iwonttellmyname July 10, 2009

bripple-shmonk thought

When you're doing someone's mother and experience a moment of unrivaled mental clarity, a "mid-nut clarity"

Dude, I just had a bripple-shmonk thought while doing your Mom yesterday

by PopsicleTastesLikeGrass November 6, 2019

Stink Shrink

When you lose your erection because a woman's crotch smells so bad.

Man, her pussy stunk so bad that I got that stink shrink! My dick went down like the Titanic!

by GC A.C. March 10, 2021

Shrank

1. Used to describe something shitty; bunk
2. something or someone that is uncool, lame, disgusting or gross
3. Skanky or slutty

That girl's outfit is so shrank!

"How was the party?"
"Shrank..."

This cheese and bean casserole is hella shrank!

by Camille B January 4, 2008

Shrinky Dink

when you get out of the shower and your dick shrinks

I stepped out of the shower and looked down and noticed that i had a shrinky dink.

by Sammy Ferguson September 20, 2004

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Shlonker

A very long cock
Aka Mandingos twin

I can't wait to get home and give her this shlonker.

by King definition April 21, 2015