Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.
A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!
by UrbanHunk July 4, 2017
Get the Shield-Bronermug. A contractor, employee or provider who is engaged by a party simply so that party can point at them at a later juncture should anything go wrong. Often performed by large corporations or government bodies where the permanent staff need to pass the buck in order to retain their comfy positions.
We had KPMG come in and perform analysis on our project. They said all the right things, and we knew they would, but we were just investing in a blame shield should things go south down the track.
by ShaneDowe April 25, 2019
Get the blame shieldmug. Steve: Robbie has been getting bullied a lot lately and his mom shows up to the school everyday.
Richie: I know that kids got The Rose's Shield!!
Richie: I know that kids got The Rose's Shield!!
by SchwiftySardonyx April 19, 2017
Get the The Rose's Shieldmug. When a student uses another student as a sheild to block a teachers vision allowing them to text in class
by ThyGinger November 12, 2010
Get the Texting Shieldmug. When you use the fact that you raised money for charity as a form of deflection against criticism for any oopsie you made. Very prominent on social media influencers and Youtubers.
Person 1: So have you heard about this guy who got himself into trouble on the internet?
Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!
Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."
Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!
Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."
by blacktrojan3921 December 19, 2018
Get the Charity Shieldmug. by AgentFrenchFry October 14, 2015
Get the Parental Shieldmug. During games such as Left4Dead2 there comes a time when hiding in a porta potty becomes a final option to staying alive longer. The shitter shield can provide both safety and relief from many infected attacks such as incoming cars, logs, and dumpster bins. If the shitter door remains intact you are protected from bile, acid spit, and many claw type attacks.
by H@v0c May 13, 2011
Get the Shitter Shieldmug.