Shat

a word used to offend a person

what do you want you shat!

by Sgt.Shat August 03, 2007

shat yourself

When you take a shit in your pants.

You just shat yourself and its rolling down your leg anal.

by coolshitdublin2013 November 14, 2013

egg shat

the stuff that oozes out of boiling eggs when the shell cracks in the water

Lindsay:"Aw crap there's egg shat all over the pot now!"

by tamaramahannah March 20, 2006

Shit for Shat

a term similar to "tit for tat" usually used in a competitive situation when the first player does badly and the next player has a chance to move ahead but does equally bad or worse than the first player.

We were bowling and Jim had two gutter balls, I was going to make him pay but I got 1 pin and a gutter ball, Shit for shat.

by mophisto July 22, 2011

Postman Shat

Like Postman Pat, however, this person takes a shit through your letter box.

"I heard the letter box flap so I went to collect my mail. All I found was a steaming dump on my carpet. I can't believe someone did a postman shat."

by Hammertime25 October 16, 2014

Blast Shat

To ferociously shoot diarrhea or shit from the anal part of your body and die.

"An old lady was driving and blast shat herself and died"

by Waisian March 30, 2017

Earth shat

A sound excreted by Portuguese lift doors

*earth shat* door closes

by Wine glass January 09, 2020