Scorpion Kiss

When you slather hot sauce on your lips and eat somebody out.

“Hey, homie, last night I banged a chick and I pulled a scorpion kiss on her.”

by drowningtoaster July 3, 2021

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Sneaky scorpion

As a scorpion fail is happening, Bill Cosby slips something in.

Have you heard about Steve Harvey getting the sneaky scorpion last night?

by Big Daddy Payne April 7, 2023

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Naked Scorpion

The act of laying on one's stomach, reaching over the shoulders to pull one's ankles into a scorpion-like tail. Naked of course

My roommate brought his fat Australian girlfriend over to the apartment last night for my sister's birthday, and she broke the lazy susan on the coffee table after she tried to do the naked scorpion while we threw kosher eggs at her.

by ClemStokley March 27, 2025

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golden scorpion

an advanced sexual maneuver where the male is required to hold open his gaping anus in the 'bicycle' position while the female squats over him and urinates into his open rectum, filling it with minimal overflow spillage. this advanced move requires balance, patience and an unabashed approach to new experiences.

Last night, my gurl and I got freaky and executed a perfect golden scorpion.

by Capt. Sexstuff June 22, 2017

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Lady Scorpion

Jerry is a person of justice, righteousness, and liberty.
What does Scorpion mean? A venomous, evil animal that hunts and kills prey alive.
do you want a wicked, evil SCORPION killing you?
or do you want the package, the Jerry, the justice, the liberty, and the PEACE.
JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE

JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE
Lady Scorpion is not.

by JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE January 25, 2022

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