Science Teacher

Either an amusing or infuriating psychopath

My science teacher is a crazy bastard

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Mad Science

n; When it come to building a Frakenstein monster or a nuclear-powered fruit juicer, regular science just isn't good enough. Mad science is the up and coming field of thinking outside the box and the laws of nature to develop theories, build devices and otherwise perform scientific miracles that are, by the standards of civilized man, completely impossible.

The Frankenstein Monster, created by Doctor Victor von Frankenstein, is the textbook example of mad science at work.

by The Crawling Chaos February 19, 2005

Science Fiction Erotica

Science fiction erotica also know as sci-fi erotica is basically books or movies involving humanoid monsters and beings from other worlds interacting with one another in a romantic/sexual type of manner.Very few people know about this genre.The popularity of this genre mainly derives from tv shows and many movies such as Avatar ,Star Trek,The Fifth Element,Angel,Star Wars, Stargate sg1,Charmed,Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Beast Master,Xena the warrior princess, and twilight

White Human Male: Hi Zahara i know we have worked together on this ship for about a year and i've been looking at you for a while now and i can't help to see how lonely you are , your skin is the most beautiful shade of green i have ever seen, ummmmm would you like to come to my room tonight!

Green Alien Female: Well i have always wanted to fuck a human so sure .

White Human Male: Wow... well ok follow me !

(This is an example of Science Fiction Erotica )

by Queenofthenight December 1, 2011

pop science

a term used to describe "scientific clinincal studies" which are never published nor are they accessible to other researchers but somehow "PROVE" something really shocking and amazing; the author's conclusion usually leads to a bold statement which states that everyone and their uncle henry needs to purchase their product.

"have you seen JAMA lately?"

"heck no, it's a little too 'pop science" nowadays....."

by MintyLeila July 29, 2005

Political Science

The study of manipulating sheep to get votes

Political science represents the pinnacle of complete and utter bullshit

by C-Mills March 26, 2008

vaccine schedule

The schedule that likes to get infinitely longer! As of October 2021, the schedule for children up to ages 18 is 72 doses long. If you live to be 78 you can add 60 more doses of flu shots added onto that along with Prevnar and shingles!

After Pharma ties the Covid V's to everyone in America's job, we are going to see a 200+ dose schedule (yearly doses coming). While this is happening, the fools say to "trust the science," the medical experts laugh to the bank, and human health takes a mass decline from turning into a society that once got shortly acutely ill to chronically ill. Those chronic illnesses rise at exponential rates and so does Pharma revenue/profit. Imagine if science told you just because smoking one cigarette doesn’t increase lung cancer, that means smoking 10,000 cigarettes doesn’t either…

Johnny: Hey Doc, at any point in time is that whole vaccine schedule going to be tested for compounding effects on human health and safety?
Medical expert: ummm...
Fool who trusts the science: Hey johnny, don't get ask questions man, just shut up and believe in science!

by Libtard buster October 15, 2021

Science

Knowledge or a system of knowledge covering general truths or the operation of general laws especially as obtained and tested through the scientific method and concerned with the physical world and its phenomena.

THAT'S what science is. I don't know where you people are getting the idea that it has anything to do with fascism/communism/whatever.

by Party Pooper April 2, 2005