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ranally aped

Originally a screw up by a certain German 3 student in the year 2009, when a sudden bout of dyslexia struck and caused the term "anally raped" to be transformed into "ranally aped" it was then recognized to be even more negative sounding than the original so the term was kept.
Student A) Dude, that lit test?
B) no man, totally screwed it up
A) yeah man, it totally "ranally aped" me
B) ouch dude, that blows
by sereal emaj March 18, 2009
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Ronald Mihalak

The toughest old man to ever walk the Earth.
Ronald you just murdered AMERICA!!!!!
by TheKPP July 28, 2003
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Renalyn

Renalyn she is a very kind, helpful, artistic lady, she has a beautiful voice, loves to play piano, and loves to hang out with her friends. She loves to play volleyball, she is energetic, likes anime and to watch different shows, likes to bake and cook. She loves her family very much. She loves avocados, Billie Eilish, and is a god a volleyball. She is tall, very funny, also very smart. she is a really, really, really, great friend to have.
Renalyn is kind
by billie_eilish007 go fllw September 7, 2019
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ronald phan

stupid fucking asian with a small penis that is gonna get hit by a car hopefully
Zach: bro you here that stupid faggot ronald phan
Homie: yeah i heard hes a faggot
by zcwlfntn May 18, 2020
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Ronald Acuna Jr.

A very legendary and inspirational outfielder for the Atlanta Braves. When I say legendary I mean like 13/10 type of legendary. He makes people go awwww and they end up being engulfed in how legendary and inspirational he is.
Look at Ronald Acuna Jr. man; so legendary and inspirational! Awwww!
by Nathaniel Graeme October 21, 2021
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Ronald McDonald Charity Swirl

Verb; Ejaculating on a group of people while dressed as a clown
“I gave all 4 of those girls the ol’ Ronald McDonald Charity Swirl”
by tommyboy1917 March 31, 2022
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The Ronaldo Effect

this is a phenomenon known to all FIFA 18 players of the world. When playing online on any format (PS4, Xbox, PC), the team playing against Real Madrid seems to have nothing go in their favor. Specifically whenever Ronaldo is near the ball or when he has it. Being the highest rated player in the game, his effect seems to trigger some scripted FIFA 18 response in the opposing team's goalkeeper to have delayed reaction times. This scripting can also be seen when successful tackles render themselves to actually be unsuccessful as Ronaldo receives a deflection that goes perfectly into his path towards goal. Ronaldo also will win nearly every header that he is contesting due to this effect.

The effect itself has many negative health consequences especially for those who are experiencing it on the receiving end. Symptoms include excessive tilting, rage quitting, and sometimes, damage to the console, ones own body, or innocent by-standers around them. According to a recent study, prolonged exposure to the Ronaldo effect actually can lead to a series of mental illnesses. Among these illnesses are CR7 Fanboy disease, Excessive diving syndrome, and Madrid Online Autoselection disorder. Please see a doctor if you see experience the Ronaldo effect in extended periods of time.
Player 1: How did Ronaldo just win this header over two of my defenders who were already in position and then perfectly place this pass to another Madrid player?

Player 2: Clearly, you don't know too much about the Ronaldo Effect
by saazik January 29, 2018
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