reasonable force

Police slang for "being as fucking violent as you like".

Police denied that the death in custody was a result of police brutality, saying they restrained the suspect using reasonable force.

by annoyed anarchist May 1, 2004

Resonance Cascade

When you go to pull a paper towel off one of those rolls, get the force wrong, and the wieght of the last one makes them all fall off.

<Plate in one hand, reaching for a paper towel>
"Shit, A resonance cascade!"

by Doc_Brown February 23, 2010

mom reasoning

When a parent (preferably a mother) or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is mom reasoning.

mom: If I eat more I will get skinny

child (to themself): There she goes again with her mom reasoning

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

personal reasons

n. The official reason your company gives for why people disappear after a reorganization.

dude 1: Did you hear Gary resigned for personal reasons?
dude 2: Yeah. They personally asked his sorry ass to get the hell out!

by rowrtay February 24, 2009

estrogen resonance

When multiple women have their periods synced at the same time. The PMS resulting from this can often be deadly for nearby males. This phenomenon is analogous to physical wave resonance.

"Did you hear about the estrogen resonance the field hockey team has been having lately? I hear it has killed at least five men."

by aeroshire March 31, 2010

Goddess of Reason

an atheist parody deity similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was made up during the French Revolution, then it was long forgotten after it became their worst nightmare 3.5 years later.

Goddess of Reason or die!

by poopyhead2010 June 15, 2010

No Reason

Lack Of A Reason.

The Shit Fairy Just Visited Me For No Reason!

by god is a bidoof November 27, 2014