retardage

the conscious act of refering yourself back to a state of mental blockage.

I could not believe the drunken retardage at the party last night.

by Marissa Jenae March 26, 2008

Retardacular

Something or someone that is spectacularly retarded.

President Bush sounds spectactularly retarded when he's giving a speech, in fact, one would say he is a retardacular orator.

by Karyalli November 28, 2004

retardanism

The philosophy of ridiculous cognitve perceptions of the world and abnormal ways of thinking.

"When my nephew failed his final examination, your father and I kidnapped him and beat the shit out of him,"

"Dude, that is complete retardanism."

by ilove asianchix April 28, 2008

Kane Recardo

Kane Recardo Is one of the gayest human beings of life. he is just a waste of a body. he looks like a crack head Mexican/ terrorist. nobody knows exactly what this beast is. He Is Lazier then a pathetic sloth so he sleeps all day. his breath smells like Smegma. whenever he tries to do sexual activities with people, the only move he knows how to do is an Alabama Tuna Melt. His So called Penis is very similar to that of a kid named Rodney And also a shy inchworm and a hole.

P.s. He Also Licks ButtHole.

Dude, Alex is being such a Kane Recardo. yea what a lazy bastard

by Almighty Chthulu January 1, 2012

Mental Retardation

Bismarck (The person)

Guy 1:Damn bro you are kinda acting like a, Bismarck
Guy 2:What does that mean bro?
Guy 1:It means you have, Mental Retardation

by Average retarded autist August 2, 2021

Retardasan

A person who possesses a great talent for creating art. Despite the fact that they are severely retarded.

"I wouldn't expect to see any breath taking works of art being made in this metal hospital. There must be a retardasan around here somewhere."

by The Sunrise Moose September 14, 2009

Retardation factor

A factor level of how retarded someone is; for example, Tina Parsons

Your retardation factor is over 9000.

by Tina Parsons February 25, 2017