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Lady Razor 

(N) A girl/woman who is a mean bitch. She is a really nasty person,usually not caring about others, hence,"hurting, like cutting" others.

You'd probably call your psycho ex-girlfriend this.

Dude: Hey did I tell you Sheila dumped me?

Guy: WHAT?!Why?You guys are like soul-mates

Dude: Thats what I thought..but when i caught her making out wit this guy and "Raised my voice" I was being a little "Insensitive," She said.

Guy: Man, you deserve better than that

Dude:Yeah.She's bein a real LADY RAZOR to my heart.
Lady Razor by JoyyITSme February 24, 2009
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Trevor's Razor 

Trevor's razor is a principle that states that the player in a match in a video game that performed the best most likely had a good game or got lucky, and that he or she is not the best, despite outperforming everyone else.
Trevor's razor is especially useful when you play a competitive FPS.
Trevor's Razor by SithLordTrevor December 6, 2019

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."

fuzzy razor 

When you shave your pubes then shave your face with the same razor resulting in a scratchy sensation on the facial skin, usualy causing razor burn.
"Don't shave your face after your face after you shave your pubes with the same razor... you'll get a fuzzy razor, it sucks."
fuzzy razor by chad b. May 18, 2008

Occams razor 

Occam's razor is a logical principle attributed to the medieval philosopher William of Occam (or Ockham). His principle states that one should not make more assumptions than the minimum needed. This principle is often called the principle of parsimony.
According to Occams razor, the simplest answer is usually the correct answer.
Occams razor by Le Christophe February 14, 2006

Kiaya's Razor 

Kiaya's Razor, a pun upon 'Occam's Razor', a principle/ theory stating that the simplest solution to a problem is probably the best. Kiaya's Razor is the opposite, stating that what ever the most absurd solution is, is probably the right one.
There's a glass of water on the table and it suddenly falls over - Kiaya's Razor states that a leprechaun pushed it, not that a person or normal animal did.

WALKING ON THE RAZOR'S EDGE 

A term used to describe someone who is in a very dangerous situation.

(i.e. If you were walking on a giant razor's edge and fuck up, you either plumet to your death or you slip and land on the razor...getting chopped the fuck up and then raining down below).

Terms with the same meaning include:

SKATING ON THIN ICE and LIVING ON THE EDGE.
"Hear about Chauncey makin out wit Terry's girl las night?"

"Uuuh-huh...That foo be WALKIN ON THE RAZOR's EDGE right dea."