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A razorlight is a Pete Doherty in a boot. David Bowie can be credited for this astute noun creation, which is relished by millions in both Britain AND Tanzania.
Guy # 1: I wish I was friends with a razorlight...
Guy # 2: What the hell is that?
Guy # 1: You don't know?!
Guy # 2: Oh, I was just messing with you. I wish I had a friend who was a Pete Doherty in a boot.
razorlight by NDressy August 19, 2010
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Razorlight

"Indie" band originating in England, fronted by British self-proclaimed "musical genius", and general twat, Johnny Bellend.

See also razorshite.
"Razorlight's album is crap, the worst this year."

"That Razorlight with their smarmy frontman can piss right off."

"Not for all the tea in China could I be persuaded to part with my cash to buy their CD."
Razorlight by Kelly December 23, 2004
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razorlight

An Awesome Band from the UK!!! Their Debut album is called "Up All Night" and contains some GREAT tracks like Golden Touch and Stumble and Fall.
See Johnny Borrell
Oh em gee Johnny Borrell is so sexy!
Razorlight is the best!
razorlight by whatsername March 22, 2005

Razorlight

BETS FRIGGIN BAND EVER!!! all you razorlight haters can go SUCK A LEMON! Razorlight rocks! They have an awesome new drummer, Andy, and a SEXY lead singer/guitarest/writer Johnny Borrell, and they have the coolest music! Yay for razorlight!! w00t!
"Razorlight is so hot right now"
"Razorlight is a sexy british/swedan band"
"I LOVE RAZORLIGHT"
Razorlight by *~Tylee~* February 17, 2005

Razorlight

A 'Razorlight' is best-encapsulated as a male with long, dark hair demonstrating malnourished features such as somewhat dodecaheronic cheek bones.

The term was inspired by Noel Fielding's role as 'Jones' in Nathan Barley and coigned around the drummer of popular Indie band - Razorlight.

Razorlights are a burgeoning force in the UK with the growth of interest in bands such as The Feeling, teen comedy-sham - The Mighty Boosh, and trivially cliché magazine - NME.
"What a Razorlight!"
"Look at that Razorlight"
Razorlight by fueledbyaimon October 4, 2008

razorknight

a sexy mother fucka that is in uprise and is the best fortnite player in the world
wanna carrey me RazorKnight and then cum in me
razorknight by RazorKnight May 15, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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