roflmaowpmp

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off while peeing my pants.

LoL! ROFLMAOWPMP!

by d0tt February 17, 2004

Roflmapwnt

The same thing as "lolowned" but with "rofl" and "pwnt".
But really tougher than "lolowned".

*CptGarcia got killed by CptGirardo's rocket launcher*
-Roflmapwnt.

by K3vin April 23, 2005

roflmaopip

Rolling On Floor, Laughing My Ass Off, Peeing In Pants

WiL: ...Just try that in hyperspace
Shalroth: ROFLMAOPIP!!!

by Shalroth May 23, 2005

ROFLMMFAOATWTGDC

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Mother Fucking Ass Off All The Way To God Damn Canada. To use when you're in the mood to sound like a total imbecile while confusing all of humanity at the very same time. Woohoo! You can now make even more of a fool out of yourself! For BEST confusing effect, don't define the confusing chain of letters for your totally clueless friends/acquaintances/enemies/lonely mimes.

Oh my god! That was SOOO friggin' funny! ROFLMMFAOATWTGDC!!!!! Ah-hah-hahaha!!

by kinky slinky July 6, 2009

rofl pwned

What happens when someone gets hurt, ripped, or burnt so bad that everyone in the area must roll around on the ground laughing at what just happened.

Man 1: *Runs into small metal pole"
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED!"

Man 1: *Whips man 2 in the eye*
Man 3: "Don't worry, I'll get him"
Man 2: "No, I've got it covered"... *walks over to man 1 and gives him a sweeny*
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED

by Assassin Mr X December 17, 2007

ROFL MEH TEEHEE

ROFL MEH TEEHEE is used when an act or situation is too funny/ironic to use simple and over used terms such as ROFL, MEH, or TEEHEE, but can be infused together to form ROFL MEH TEEHEE, summerizing that you find what has just happened funny, ironic, or childish in this simple and original phrase. ROFL MEH TEEHEE is also used to disorintate those you are talking to by its pure originality, and that it is as well as an acronyme...

R olling
O n
F loor
L aughing

M ight
E nduce
H umans

T o
E xplode

E xponentially
H ereby
E liminating

E veryone

We were comparing between my friends on who had the most original word. My friend was about to win with Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia, but at the last minute, I blurted out ROFL MEH TEEHEE. An epic win was inevitable.

by TEEHEE MEH ROFLNESS October 20, 2010

roflmao

Short for Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off. Often used in online chat rooms. Also an amusing thing to name a cat when pronounced as a word.

1- King G: Im so Ghetto
Idiot: ROFLMAO!

2-Here Roflmao, kitty muffins!
Roflmao: MEOW!

by King G July 26, 2005