Quaf

An extremely powerful queef; A violent eruption from the male genitalia that instantly transforms he-who-quafed into a female.

Person 1: "Dude! I quafed so hard last night!"
Person 2: "Queefquaftittotgooglygoochy"
Person 3 (obseving Persons 1 and 2): "Classic menoche."

Upon hearing a powerful explosion, Jim rushed back to the bedroom to discover that Tim had quafed a hole into the ceiling. "TIM! Are you alright?!", he roared. Tim replied, "Shut the gow."

by Theocracy September 2, 2010

quaffle

Either a series of queefs or one loud, massive queef.

Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.

To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.

by Ppabs September 4, 2005

quaffaw

Hard flick of the Scrotal sack, intended to inflict pain on the subject

"Ah, I just got quaffawed"

by JamesSNIPER December 3, 2007

quaf hair

Hair that flows to perfection

Zachs quaf hair makes all girl want to ski with him and jed while playing hockey

by Quaf May 21, 2016

Quaker Scroats

The frothy, oatmeal-like substance that builds up on your balls after a lust-filled romp.

After her hoppin' on top & poppin' the ol' flesh collar on me nearly an hour - I needed a post-coitus snack. Luckily, I looked down and noticed some Quaker Scroats brewing.

by Bicholas Neurunk September 5, 2020

frack quake

A quake caused by the liquification of soil layers from the pumping of liquefied waste from fracking operations underground.

The governor of Ohio suspended the disposal of liquid waste from fracking operations. The number and frequency of suspected frack quakes dramatically increased since disposal operations began.

by Hoosier Mama January 2, 2012

Pussy Quake

Its when your pussy queefs so hard it creates an earth quake

Yo I was fucking the chick Sydney and she had a mega queef that shook the bed so I was like damn girl that was a pussy quake. - Matty B Tits

by Matty B Tits June 29, 2017