poop posting

When you get that god awful rumble in your stomach and a cold sweat forms hinting the idea that a gastrointestinal catastrophe of epic proportions is upon you, you grab your mobile cellular device and quickly sit down as the turd tea evacuates from your ass. Feeling the relief that you made it without having shit running down your leg you decide to open up face book on said cellular device and start posting to peoples pages....whether you tell them the exhilaration of what just transpired or just a simple, "hey what’s going on for tonight?" You have just engaged in "poop posting"

Steve (to mikes facebook page): Yo bro, you need to see this massive mud pile, I shouldn't have had all that bud light and hot wings

Mike: Where the hell are you?

Steve: On the shitter!

Mike: Dude you were just poop posting my fucking page...nice!

by Uncle Timmy September 29, 2009

Pushing 🅿️

I mean if you don’t know what it means then you not pushing 🅿️

Pushing 🅿️

by bootyclapper3009 January 18, 2022

posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).

Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly

by mrjames July 1, 2014

Posting a fweek

When someone tries to fight you or get on your case. They will ask you if your posting a fweek? Usually used amongst high school boys who have nothing else to do all day.

Rodney is posting a fweek on Sid. Sid had eaten all the Twinkies.

by BeautyBeast0525 December 8, 2016

Putting out feelers

Idiom

To begin to find out what people think about something you are hoping to do

I always prefer to use my loaf rather than putting out feelers when it comes to planning and execution for my goals and aspirations.

by Zami Karzai August 15, 2018

Putting dimes in the dollar jar

Making a small or worthless contribution (see also putting pennies in the pound jar for British)

She might as well be putting dimes in the dollar jar with the amount of help she's contributing.

by Ellgrace June 23, 2020

Putting the Chicken in the Recycling

A phrase three genius college students who were subpar men. The action of placing a chicken in the recycling occurs when a heterosexual male inserts his cock into a woman’s anal cavity. Simalar to anal, actually the exact same, the phrase came to be thanks to the thought of something being where is shouldn’t be, yet still being funny.

Putting the chicken in the recycling

“Bro you should’ve been there, she was all like, “I soberly give you consent, just don’t put it in my ass.” And I was like don’t worry I don’t put the chicken in the recycling on the lords day.”

by PuTci August 21, 2020