by JoeQKCK June 16, 2007
Get the puñetas mug.The way an idiot spells poon, often due to a general lack of ability to spell, or more likely not having a clue in matters sexual.
Can often help you spot someone that is either lying about getting some, or just lying about knowing 'adult stuff'
Can often help you spot someone that is either lying about getting some, or just lying about knowing 'adult stuff'
Geth "I got me some sweet pune last night!'
Bob "Wow, get in, though I'm guessing it wasn't your spelling that attracted her?"
Boy 1 "Mate, I was riding the wife like a champ last night!"
Boy 2 "OMG like me to! you shoulda seen the totally rad pune I was getting"
Boy 3 "Sure you did... How old are you, like 12?"
Bob "Wow, get in, though I'm guessing it wasn't your spelling that attracted her?"
Boy 1 "Mate, I was riding the wife like a champ last night!"
Boy 2 "OMG like me to! you shoulda seen the totally rad pune I was getting"
Boy 3 "Sure you did... How old are you, like 12?"
by jeddows June 10, 2010
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Get the pune mug.The vital element of a mans sexual arousement. A nauturally produced pulp created to transport its commuters from Piney to Jiney ultimately used for procreation and to provide a natural release for the possesor of the organ, or in some cases, when a Jiney is not available, a sock/apple pie/anus can replace. Needless to say this particular porridge can be found around the general vicinity of the Piney, aka A Mans Reproductive Organ, aka Penis, aka pork sword, aka johnson, aka dinkle.
Warning: The combination of Jiney Juice and Piney Porridge can often lead to screaming whinging brats.
FOOTNOTE: 14 year old chav girls are often more susceptible to the receiving of Piney Porridge, however caution should be taken if you do not want to pay maintenance for the brat/child/thing for 18 years.
Warning: The combination of Jiney Juice and Piney Porridge can often lead to screaming whinging brats.
FOOTNOTE: 14 year old chav girls are often more susceptible to the receiving of Piney Porridge, however caution should be taken if you do not want to pay maintenance for the brat/child/thing for 18 years.
I shot my Piney Porridge all over her tits.
Goldilocks: This Piney Porridge is too salty!
The strange substance on Ben Stillers ear in There's Something About Mary.
Woman: I'm not swallowing that!
Man: But Piney Porridge is good for you, it keeps you warm and full right through till lunch!
Goldilocks: This Piney Porridge is too salty!
The strange substance on Ben Stillers ear in There's Something About Mary.
Woman: I'm not swallowing that!
Man: But Piney Porridge is good for you, it keeps you warm and full right through till lunch!
by PennyPicker April 21, 2008
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by Josh Stiles April 19, 2006
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