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Any illness of the temporary, non-fatal sort, as in a common cold. Typically involves chest congestion, NyQuil, and whole boxes of Kleenex for a debilitating runny nose.
Can't go in to work today. I've got the Punes.
Punes by Allanx September 15, 2006
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Stomach pain due to held in flatulance or fecal matter. Most commonly found after drinking coffee.
Man, these punes are the worst! I need to find a bathroom.

That coffee was great, but now I have the worst punes from holding in my gas during class!
Punes by smileygirl123 February 21, 2017
Punes is another way to say “fart” instead of saying “pedos” in spanish.

Pun is the singular way to say fart

Punes is the “more then one” way to say fart
cuando mi papá se tira unos punes, su nalgas suelta tóxicos en el aire, causando un desastre nuclear en nuestra casa. Como el Chernobyl.
Punes by grim69 October 8, 2021

pukesthetic 

The opposite of Aesthetic. The content of the "Aesthetic" makes you want to puke.
"This girl cut her lip and took a photo of it for her tumblr aesthetic but it totally was pukesthetic."
pukesthetic by Amizzleeee March 4, 2017

Pukeshot 

When you are drunk and someone is still to ugly to fuck, you pukeshot her.
He was so drunk last night, he gave her a pukeshot!
Pukeshot by KFChicken August 22, 2012