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The new word for "penis".
I heard Bob has some small punes.
"Oh yeah baby, put my punes in your mouth"
Punes by Josh Stiles April 19, 2006
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Any illness of the temporary, non-fatal sort, as in a common cold. Typically involves chest congestion, NyQuil, and whole boxes of Kleenex for a debilitating runny nose.
Can't go in to work today. I've got the Punes.
Punes by Allanx September 15, 2006
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Stomach pain due to held in flatulance or fecal matter. Most commonly found after drinking coffee.
Man, these punes are the worst! I need to find a bathroom.

That coffee was great, but now I have the worst punes from holding in my gas during class!
Punes by smileygirl123 February 21, 2017
Punes is another way to say “fart” instead of saying “pedos” in spanish.

Pun is the singular way to say fart

Punes is the “more then one” way to say fart
cuando mi papá se tira unos punes, su nalgas suelta tóxicos en el aire, causando un desastre nuclear en nuestra casa. Como el Chernobyl.
Punes by grim69 October 8, 2021
I like punes wbu?
Punes by JDJDJJFKSKDNCJCKDDK January 29, 2022

pukesthetic 

The opposite of Aesthetic. The content of the "Aesthetic" makes you want to puke.
"This girl cut her lip and took a photo of it for her tumblr aesthetic but it totally was pukesthetic."
pukesthetic by Amizzleeee March 4, 2017

Pukeshot 

When you are drunk and someone is still to ugly to fuck, you pukeshot her.
He was so drunk last night, he gave her a pukeshot!
Pukeshot by KFChicken August 22, 2012
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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