Punes

The new word for "penis".

I heard Bob has some small punes.
"Oh yeah baby, put my punes in your mouth"

Punes by Josh Stiles April 19, 2006

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Punes

Any illness of the temporary, non-fatal sort, as in a common cold. Typically involves chest congestion, NyQuil, and whole boxes of Kleenex for a debilitating runny nose.

Can't go in to work today. I've got the Punes.

Punes by Allanx September 15, 2006

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Punes

Stomach pain due to held in flatulance or fecal matter. Most commonly found after drinking coffee.

Man, these punes are the worst! I need to find a bathroom.

That coffee was great, but now I have the worst punes from holding in my gas during class!

Punes by smileygirl123 February 21, 2017

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Punes

Punes is another way to say “fart” instead of saying “pedos” in spanish.

Pun is the singular way to say fart

Punes is the “more then one” way to say fart

cuando mi papá se tira unos punes, su nalgas suelta tóxicos en el aire, causando un desastre nuclear en nuestra casa. Como el Chernobyl.

Punes by grim69 October 8, 2021