pulling your pork

a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.

Example A:

Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.

Eric: So what have you been doin now?

Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?

Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.

Example B:

Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend

Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?

Mark: She started pulling my pork!

by big_schlong July 6, 2010

Pulling a blind man

When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.

Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.

Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!

by standup69 May 9, 2013

pullin' the pin

Leaving the military. Phrase derived from the act of pulling the Safety Pin on a Hand Grenade.

"So dude, what's it been like since pullin' the pin?

by Dreaded88 October 28, 2013

Pulling a Hickman

Pulling a Hickman is the quintessential art of peaking too soon or talking a big game and then crashing n' burning.

Man, last Friday I was so up for it... but ended up doing too much too soon and pulling a hickman

by jaaybee November 1, 2014

Pull & Fade

When one passes away from drinking alcohol.

Yeah he drank right up to the end when he took that final "pull & fade!… and it was over.

by Cat Blackbone December 26, 2018

Pulling a Vo

When you're ditching an event soon after it begins, knowing you'll get full credits regardless.

I heard she was pulling a vo and left really early yesterday, can you believe she's on board??

by 🔑 gang April 13, 2019

Pull an All-Nighter

To stay up all night for studying or related purposes, not just staying up for no reason.

"In College, we would Pull an All-Nighter almost all the time to get those exams done.

by MeirFiveNight August 7, 2019