puffed pastry paradox

This occurs every time something that looks so delicious, so attractive on the surface turns out to be tasteless and bland when tasted. Based on the common experience from eating French pastries.

Dropping a C-note at a disappointing fancy restaurant is an experience of the Puffed Pastry Paradox.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

Pufferie

Name for a place where someone goes to get ones Penis sucked. Can be a place of ill repute or just a Slutty Girls place.

So Dude I here you went over to Michell's Place, she sucked your dick didn't she? That Apartment is a regular Pufferie!

by MadChitter! February 20, 2010

Puffernutter

NOUN a term to describe the sexual act of busting a nut in someone's mouth with such propensity that their cheeks balloon outwardly, much like that of a pufferfish.

Q: "Did you see the cheeks on her?"

A: "Yeah, I'd like to give her a puffernutter."

by billebllunt October 5, 2015

pufferfish

Whoever ate the first pufferfish must have been adventurous. (And most likely died shortly thereafter.) Almost all pufferfish contain tetrodotoxin, a deadly toxin that is up to 1,200 times more poisonous than cyanide. The poison in one pufferfish is enough to wipe out 30 humans, and there’s no known antidote.

P1: what you eating?

P2: pufferfish

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 15, 2019

white puffle

A cute puffle on club penguin!:-P It appears smaller in your igloo but it's the only 1 that has a power!

Girl 1: Woah!
girl 2:what?
girl 1:I JUST GOT A WHITE PUFFLE!
girl 2:Their soooo cute!
girl 1:._.
girl 2: What???!!!
girl 1:the purple puffle is gay

by someone one on this site July 9, 2010

Pufferfish

When you're eating somebody's ass and they fart in your mouth, causing your cheeks to puff out like a pufferfish.

Carla gave me the pufferfish last night when I was tongue puching her fart box.

by PookumsDot December 3, 2019

Pufferfish

A pufferfish is a person that is considereable larger than the pics that they showed you made them appear. Unlike a catfish it's them in the pictures.

The chick I met on tinder was a pufferfish. She said she had curves but she was 400lbs.

by Dr Buds June 23, 2018