Pudgemonkey

An ungodly return to primal form a build typically consisting a lumby lower torso a reciding hairline normally orangutang like hair resembles a homeless man with a nocturnal sleep pattern

Man 1 "Omg is that a homeless man"
Man 2 "no that's just Evan the local pudgemonkey"

by Icehomo February 16, 2025

my pudge

verb.
1. the best boyfriend a girl could ever have.
2. cute'z boot'z.
3. caring, loving, understanding, honest, funny, smart, open.
4. also my best friend.
5. an amazing kisser.
6. best warmest hugger.
7. cooky like me
8. great dirty mind. =
9. likes to play with my tongue ring.
10. owner of my heart.
11. doesn't smell like dead cats.
12. make's me smile when no else can.
13. like's animal skinned sports bra's, jean mini skirts, and, cherry red stiletto's.
14. would do anything to make me happy.

My pudge is better then yours.



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by birdie maiy March 22, 2009

Kitty Pudge

A chonkers tummy

"Wow this chonk sure has a lot of kitty pudge! :3

by Sp00ksCity October 7, 2020

Uncle Pudge

Uncle pudge is the hottest man alive. girls names paris is very obsessed over him. Uncle pudge is so sweet, caring, and have a great body. His wife has no competition because paris will always win no matter what. Uncle pudge WILL marry paris no matter what happened. Uncle pudge will catch a case JUST for a girl named paris.

Have you send Uncle pudge? WELL HES TAKEN BY P.O

by paris ;) November 3, 2020

curry pudge

Slang term for someone who is fat because of their love for curry

E.g. Despite going to the gym five times a week, Pamal still has a curry pudge

by Jac0bL January 11, 2024

banana pudge

Literally has no meaning and is just something to say to annoy the shit outta people

“Banana pudge”
“Dude what the fuck are you talking about@
“I’m talking about banana pudge”

by gr3ml1n_psycho December 2, 2023

Pulled a Pudge

1. While in an automobile, to change lanes into another car causing an accident.
2. To leave the scene of an accident before the police get there.

Man, I was driving down Nostrand when I tried to switch lanes and I pulled a Pudge. Luckily, I pulled another Pudge and busted on out of there before the po-po showed up.

by Lobstercake August 9, 2007