Programming

To enter a series of commands into a your mom

"what are you programming"
"programming your mom"
"that doesn't make sense"
"that's not what your mom said last night

by alt-Shiga March 14, 2022

programming

typing commands into a computer, then regret your life descisions.

My friend started programming, we wont see him for long.

by Pigpot April 18, 2022

programming

When your locked up in Jail, Prison and you Workout either with cellmates or your race when its Yard Time.

Red- I was programming wit the Norte's back in the Pen.

by God'sWarrior23 July 19, 2022

Programagrad.

An incredibly stupid bi- ped who buys into a pyramid scheme of epic psychological bullshit who allows others to correct the course of they're life at great cost unconstitutionally, uses them for personal gain and then watches them implode.

If one more programagrad. tries to tell me that it's for the "cause" or my own good I will explode if they don' t kill me first.

by Jedsall August 30, 2022

Programming

Programming is hitting plastic and make the screen go beep beep boop boop and then you get cash

"Hey John" "Hey Carl" "Can you something for me?" "No, I'm busy programming"

by Realirist January 22, 2023

Programming Boner

The sudden urge to code a new application just because someone gave you an idea.

Person: "Just imagine a website where people could document slang words."
Developer: "Man, you gave me the biggest programming boner right now!"

by Taway May 23, 2023

Programmed against men

It not programming.

Hym "They aren't programmed against men... They're bigots. I can guarantee to you the second I said 'Fat cock genocide' 150,000,000 buttholes clenched at the same time and every women in the country started to reconsider their whole life. They're bigots. Blatant bigotry."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024