procrasturbation

When one takes great pleasure in the act of putting something off.

When I saw that she was reorganizing her sock drawer for the second time instead of calling her mother, I knew it was simple procrasturbation.

by chinesedentist February 4, 2012

Precrasturbate

The act of masturbating to put off work, chores or other obligations.

Jim decided to precrasturbate instead of taking out the garbage.

by James D. Winkler December 17, 2012

Procrasterbait

The act of pleasuring oneself to put off completing homework and/or another task, usually out of laziness.

Friend 1: Did you finish that research paper for Mrs. Jones last night?
Friend 2: Nah, I'm avoiding that thing like the plague.
Friend 1: Yeah it really blows, I'm trying to just power through it.
Friend 2: Not me, I spent the majority of last night watching movies and procrasterbaiting, until I fell asleep.

by ugg-thugg September 5, 2013

Procrasturbating

procrasturbating is when you don't feel like doing something so you masturbate instead.

Procrasturbating- Yuuki Kimura

I can't really be bothered to do this, I might just procrasturbate. I like procrasturbating.

by Yuuki bear November 18, 2013

procrastibated

when you put off masturbation for later

begun masturbation and lost interest. procrastibated till later

by lurchino January 20, 2014

Procrastibate

Pleasuring one's self in order to avoid responsibility or to stall.

Instead of studying for the test, I chose to procrastibate for hours.

by Legacylacey December 13, 2014

Procrasturbation

To occupy oneself with masturbation while pressing matters await.

Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"

2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"

3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"

by bhall998 June 25, 2014