The act of getting incredibly excited about some project, creation or invention, usually to someone at a pub, bar or party, that deep down you know you may never even begin, let alone complete.
They spent another Saturday evening at The Town Hall Hotel procrasturbating about their film script.
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Person 1: Jesus Christ i'm soo horny! I'd jack off but the computer is all the way in the other room!
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Boyfriend: "I didn't mean to miss our date honey I was procrasterbating and fell asleep afterwards."
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1. Jose: Have you finished the homework assignment?
Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.
2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!
John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.
Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.
2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!
John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.
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