professor cal

Professor Cal, AKA Cal, California, or Calaway (Daddy) is husband and will forever be husband. He is nice, funny and he has one of the best voices I have ever hear in my entire life.

Did you hear that Professor Cal got his YouTube banned?

by Girlfriend material November 21, 2020

Professional Mexican

Any Black or White person who does the odd jobs most Mexican immigrants do. This could be yard work, light construction or selling items by the roadside. They are often still found in areas through out the American south and parts of California where times are tough.

What! You went to college for 4 years just to end up being a gardener? What did you go to school for? To be a professional Mexican?

by Gundam Hater April 20, 2011

Gender Studies Professor

A pansexual genderfluid 14yo white girl that knows every sexuality and gender in existence but can only speak one language and cannot do basic maths. Loves talking to the girls about cringy stuff and is a feminist. Often a mental health advocate and a snowflake too.

Joe: John told me he wants to take a dick in his ass.
Kaylee: oH sO iS hE bI oR gAy oR pAn AnD wHaT's HiS gEnDeR.

Joe: I shouldn't have talked to you gender studies professor

by Play3r0ne February 9, 2021

professional student

Person who receives multiple degrees and keeps taking courses instead of holding a profession related to the degrees earned. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on the speaker.

Ex. 1: a compliment
"Man, I think you're so cool for writing a dissertation on Mesoamerican maize fertilization. You're a real professional student!"

Ex.2 an insult:
"Hey Jack, won't you get a real job and quit being a professional student?"

by ignor September 29, 2004

processees

A way to say the plural form of processes that some dooooosh made up.

Those are a lot of processees just to do one thing.

by teeter1122 November 9, 2013

professional mistress

An upscale prostitue who services a small number of men (usually executives) on a regular, long-term basis in exchange for them contributing to her financial well being. Each man may call on her anytime on his regular day (eg. 1st & 3rd Tuesdays). If he needs her for a Friday,Saturday or other days, additional negotiations are necessary.

I could never be a protitute - having to hustle for johns and taking risks, but being a professional mistress is great because I am in control of who I see and when, and the guys I pick really take good care of me.

by myplayfulvixen October 25, 2007

Professory

Someone who is "like" a professor.
A professor type personality.

"Dude, my dad just gave me the talk. His lectures make him sound so professory."

by Fishys December 13, 2009