Preben

Preben betyr at du er feit eller spiser mye mat

Fy faen du er så jævlig Preben, det eneste du gjør er å spise

by Preben (the fat one) March 23, 2020

precever

a preepy bitch who seems stuck up but when you meet her it turns out shes a total whour and will buff yo pikel at the drop of a dime

yo did you see me hook up wit that precever last night. before i met her i thought that she was a stuck up prep bitch. but now i no shes a feelthy whore who swollows!

by matt fitzpatrick April 23, 2006

premeditated infirmary

The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play hookie on the monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.

Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool"

*THAT MONDAY*

Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."

by Psycho-J December 1, 2006

peemergency

The urgent need to urinate.

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.

by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2010

Preben

Norwegian slang for a very fat man

Bro youre such a Preben you always eat

by Preben.daniel.simensen May 6, 2020

Pre-me

Pronounced pre-mee. Synonymous with pre-med, premed, premedical. Used by current medical students, residents, and attending doctors to describe premedical students. Puns: pre-me as in before me, a premature version of me as in premature babies often referred to as preme, as in premature babies born before gestational age.

Look at that gunner pre-me, he's never gonna get into medical school.

by yukysaky May 3, 2009

premeet skeet

Masterbating the night before a track meet

Our track team does a premeet skeet before championships each year

by Austinthetrackdude May 6, 2014