poor touch

Getting a handy from a homeless person

I got a poor touch last night

by Fredtheelephant December 28, 2016

poor sausage

- Somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.

Person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. Then realizes it is not out of date. ''Oh dear, I have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''

by Orange Tiger February 6, 2017

Filthy poor

The first definition ever. So fucking poor you eat your own teeth for food. This is 2021. To be honest it's worse than poverty and my heart goes out to you if you identify with being raised with this standard of living. In America, we need better ways to raise our people strong!

You're so filthy poor I'd give you my food from my lunchbox, because I don't need it!

by Thorshammer2021 September 1, 2021

Poor Romneys

A pair of flip flops made from old plastic bottles.

Hobo bob couldn't afford shoes so grabbed some old plastic soda bottles and made himself a pair of Poor Romneys.

by RReagan August 8, 2012

Poor lmao

When you feel bad for someone but you still lmao

This guy really slipped off some stairs while google maps was watching him? Poor lmao..

by gdoga March 19, 2019

poor and angry

Born middle/lower class, bust ass for everything we got, no charity, no handouts & no fucks given. Has a great life with kickass friends in spite of the Man keeping his boot to our throat.

Eddie was poor and angry so he reinvented the game to get his.

by Twisted0824 August 30, 2018

poor-rich

someone who is rich but acts and looks poor.

"Why is Johnny wearing raggy old clothes? I thought he was the CEO of Apple!"

"He's poor-rich which means he dresses poor, acts poor, lives in a small house, and drives an old car but is still rich"

by luffyafk1 April 21, 2022