poor mans blunt

A blunt filled with weed found on the ground or leaves found around a yard. Instead of using rolling paper or backwood wraps they use paper or index cards. Normally folded not rolled.

He didn’t have any weed so he made a poor mans blunt

by KomodoDragonFromEridge March 30, 2018

poor mans lean

Monster energy spiked with a percocet

Fiend 1: Yo bro wanna get some lean
Fiend 2: Fuck nah that shits expensive just get some poor mans lean

by kill infant sons October 25, 2022

poor mans six pack

A plastic grocery bag filled with an assortment of cheap beers found in the back of the fridge, usually brought to a party by a low class individual, who ends up drinking your beer anyway.

What is said Tony: I will stop and get some beer on the way to your house.

What actually happens: Tony shows up with a poor mans six pack, aka. natty and Old Mill. in a grocery bag to a liquor party

by JCMIKETONY February 6, 2006

Poor Mans Magners

The adding of ice to Strongbow/Woodpecker cider

"What you drinking ?"

"I'll have a Poor Mans Magners"

by kopman9 July 19, 2009

poor mans blow

Powdered Caffiene; either from crushed caffeine supplements or ordered from a pharmecuetical company. It is only called this when insufflated (snorted)

"You wanna do a couple rails of poor mans blow before class?"

"I just got a half ounce of poor mans blow from Drug Chem Labs."

by Johnny R. July 26, 2007

poor mans coke

Common street slang for crystal meth (methenphetamine). Used because coke is expensive for a short high while crystal meth is much less for almost a 48 hour high.

Guy: I'm gonna go pick up some coke for the weekend.
Salesguy: Why try coke when you can try poor mans coke, it's much cheaper and it last longer ... It's Great!

by Rapapapaptta March 3, 2006

poor mans porn

using an educational video (eg. how to put on a condom) as an excuse for porn.

i dont want to look up real porn to i looked up poor mans porn

by hoop the scoop April 14, 2017