One Armed Popeye

A lonely male, usually a teenager, who spends all day, every day, sitting in a darkened room alone, trying his best to make just one of his arms look like Popeye's.
Occasionally one eyed frowning with the sticky out chin comes into play, accompanied by Popeye's "Ugugugug!" chuckling noise.
Often leads to a Popeye style walk in later life.

I called round to see Dave the other day, he's becoming a proper One Armed Popeye.

by The Rodent March 28, 2011

pooey mooey

when you finger a girls bumhole then immedietly after finger their vagina and then shout pooey mooey and run away from them.

SLUT: wanna have sex?
MAN: yeah okayy..
*man then fingers bumhole then vagina*
MAN: POOEY MOOEY!
*running away*

by MR SPECTACULAR March 18, 2009

Baloney Poney

Your dick.

She was riding my baloney pony all night long

by DeadzeroCustom September 18, 2003

rolley poley

-A potato bug. Rolls up into a ball when frightened.

-A short round fat person.

Little Timmy was collecting rolley poleys that he found under rocks int he backyard.

Look at that lady crossing the street, what a rolley poley.

by DB January 14, 2005

Riding the Baloney Poney

Sexual intercourse with the woman on top

After her date with Saen, Lisa was soon riding the baloney pony.

by Billy Castillo July 8, 2003

pokey bum wank

One who pleasures themselves with fingers up the rectum, while masterbating vigorously.

What is John up to tonight?

He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.

by Daneye0113 January 6, 2010

popeye drunk

Getting so drunk it is only possible to focus with one eye closed.

"You shoulda seen Dave last night. He had his left eye closed talking to the ladies. He was popeye drunk!"

by skgvati November 8, 2008