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Planking

The art of posing for stunt photos by lying flat on their stomach in different and sometimes dangerous settings
check out my latest planking photos on facebook!
by Darvo June 8, 2011
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plucking

1. using a rubber band and snapping it on your wrist to release anger. the pain feels great, though. :
Daisy was plucking for a week, her wrist was red all over. She was almost addicted. She loved plucking because all the anger inside of her was able to release; she thinks of doing it again.
by kasiekrayohla July 12, 2007
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Plurking

to chronicle events in an individuals daily life.
i have plurked, idk, like 5 times today?!

i have been plurking all day!
by KerJer January 11, 2009
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planking

the competitive sport of "active lying down", with its origins in Australia, though it has quickly spread to much of the Western World. The sport is played by plankers, who are typically hardcore, thrill-seeking hombres with a passion for lying down and keeping still.

Planking involves plankers, who lie face-down, with their arms to the side whilst having their picture taken. It is especially popular to plank in public or humourous places.
Often "planking pictures" are uploaded to facebook to bring joy to the people.

But the planking has become more than the act of lying down in front of a camera. For whatever reason, this simple act has induced a moral panic. Policemen and Politicitians are anti-planking. The Australian ranga PM is an anti-planker. She is also female.

Planking has become an idea. No policitian or policeman can tell a planker not to plank. It is the new punk movement. But more fun and planker. Haters keep hating, plankers keep planking.
Old mate 1: "hey big dog, what did you get up to on the weekend?"

Old mate 2: "hi big rocks. good weekend man. just went planking. just planked on the harbour bridge. no biggie."

Old mate 1: "you must be getting all the ladies after that dude."

Old mate 2: "ladies love a planker."
by ScruffGags October 14, 2011
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planking on a million

A saying meaning gone crazy or lost common sense.
Peter: You should've seen her the other day, she was talking to herself.

Kyle: That girl is planking on a million
by TheIceCreamHunger July 22, 2012
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Violin Plucking

When one plucks their vagina like a violin.
"Do you mind Violin Plucking my cooter just to rile me up? "Sure, my sweet daughter"
by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018
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Planking

Parkour for people who cannot run very fast. Instead of running about public places and doing silly flips, you lay down.
Guy 1 is awkwardly laying on a statue

Guy 2: What are you doing up there?

Guy 1: I'm planking.
by Brucely June 14, 2011
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