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plaster caster

A plaster cast sculpted after celebrities private parts by groupies or significant others.
"That KISS groupie has the coolest plaster caster of Gene's dick!"
by Karen Alyson April 1, 2008
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joseph platzer

Joseph Platzer is a goose.
by amchew November 12, 2018
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North Platte

A South-Western town in Nebraska. Widely known for it’s rail-yard, the Bailey Yard. If you live here you either were raised here out in the country and are forced to stay. Seriously, nobody with decent intelligence wants to stay in North Platte. Yet, in some way, people are stuck here. You probably fit into one of these five large-known stereotypes in North Platte. 1. You’re a sporty prep with a lot of friends and we’re born into either a middle class or high class family that can afford most things. 2. You’re a stoner. Pretty common here, majority of people in this fucking town have missing teeth because of their hard ass meth addictions. Your parents either support you in this lifestyle or you’re matching the stereotype here and drifting away from your family’s dreams of being a nurse. Or you grew up in a gang. 3. You’re a weird outcast and find it funny to be loud and obnoxious and probably have hair growing in places it shouldn’t. 4. Your whole personality is based off of tiktok and resulted you into having a cottage core mushroom lesbian phase. 5. You grew up on a family farm and have a mullet and a package of toothpicks in your bag just to suck on during class. Mmm. That nice wooden taste. Reminds me of that deer I killed last month. In result, this town fucking sucks. Never fucking move here unless you want hospitalized depression, or weed.
Person 1: So where do you live?
Person 2: North Platte.
Person 1: What now?
Person 2: You don’t wanna know.
by hairyballsinyomouf October 5, 2021
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Aaron Hannah Patter

A joke or comeback so bad that it sends everyone into a deep level of cringe and totally kills the mood within the group or conversation.
Person #1: *Tells unfunny joke/comeback*
*Silence*
Person #2: Bro, that’s Aaron Hannah patter
by FuckKyleHamilton April 8, 2019
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Plaster

Plaster is just another word for Band-Aid. They are used to protect a small cuts and wounds from infection.
Pass me a plaster I cut my finger.
by Logansmorf April 19, 2004
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The Late-Night Pitter-Patter

Not for the faint of heart. When one roommate openly wrongs another in a irreversible fashion, the victimized roommate is then entitled to cause severe emotional and physical stress by slapping his roommate at an unruly time in the wee hours when he is sleeping. Note* the roommate doing the slapping is to do his best to make the other extremely paranoid, vulnerable, and scared to the point where his roommate will not get to sleep for an extended period of time. The person receiving the slapping may cuss, threaten, and even plea with his tormentor and would-be assailant to avoid the malicious attack. However, these wheelings and dealings must fall on deaf ears, as the aggressor mercilessly makes good on his the threat.

The phrase derives its name from the sound the roommate makes as he sneaks his way across the room to the bed of his unsuspecting pal.
You shouldn't have slept with my mom, now I'm going to give you The Late-Night Pitter-Patter of your life.
by Spencer Hills 101 September 4, 2009
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your [patter]'s like water

A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.
"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."
by Jack McFarlane May 9, 2007
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