pillowquibrium

The side, or specific area of a pillow, that is neither too warm nor too cold, thus enabling an optimum sleeping or napping process.

Once the individual locates the coordinates of this region of his/her pillow, which usually lies exactly between the extremes of his/her preferred temperature scale, an equilibrium between the extreme temperatures is reached, and he/she will be able to reap the benefits of maximized comfort when at rest. Et voilà!

John couldn't sleep due to the immensely uncomfortable warmth of his pillow. Following careful examination of his pillow's make and year, I informed him of the benefits of locating pillowquibrium.

Thanks to my advice, he now sleeps soundly, and no longer draws comparisons between his area of slumber and the deepest echelons of Hell itself.

by TheRapidImpala February 24, 2013

Pillow Plow

When there's a chubby chick laying down and you plow her from behind

I'm about to pillow plow that hoe later tonight

by BeyoncesMikesHardLemonade May 18, 2016

pillow sock

fluffy or normal socks you keep on your pillow / in your bed so when your feet get cold in the middle of the night you don’t have to get up

“dude my feet are cold”
“don’t you have pillow socks?”
“they’re dirty”

by herbal remedies~ November 14, 2021

Pink Pillow

During anal intercourse, a Pink Pillow is the act of giving it to the girl too roughly, losing control and having your dick slip out. This causes the girl's "anus" to fall out appearing to be a Pink Pillow.

Guy 1: Dude I was fucking this girl last night and gave her a Pink Pillow.. It was awesome.

Guy 2: Wow dude... Your fucked up.

Guy from Holland: Dude I just want to nom on that Pink Pillow everytime I do it to a girl

by Alicantinian November 29, 2011

European pillowfight

When a group of 3 or more men strip naked and use frozen turnips to fight each other in a open field.

yo dog did you go to Dave's party? I didn't know it was going to be a European pillowfight.

by fdmslfm May 24, 2014

gum pillow

Another word for a nicotine pouch you or chewing tobacco pouch

Braxton, let me get of your gum pillows for my upper deckie.

by KoofDillinger August 13, 2022

Canadian Bath Pillow

The empty plastic bladder inside a finished-off box of wine that can find new life once inflated for use as a bath pillow.

Or just shorthand for cheap box wine.

Hey Brad... Pour me some more Merlot out that there Canadian bath pillow!

by Chack'n January 10, 2014