pickled cucumber

it's... a pickle

"WHO THE F*** WOULD SAY PICKLED CUCUMBER IN A SENTENCE?!?"

by the rectum July 26, 2022

Pickled

When your dick is constantly soaked from the sacred juices of angel pussy that you have basically been graced by the fountain of youth.

"Chuck Norris is over 80 years old, how does he still look so young?" "It's simple, man. He's been Pickled from banging Christie Brinkley"

by Skip Doogle October 22, 2022

pickled toe cream

A sweetened cold desert commonly enjoyed during the summer time as a quick and easy treat.

Emma - "Bro I just ate some pickled toe cream.. it was so good"
Some other guy - "Frfr best treat ong"

by maseon_bestfootball October 27, 2022

Pickled

Intoxicated

John Handcock overconsumed at the legion and became pickled. Much more than being buttered.

by Walleyed5 October 29, 2022

Pickled clam

The female version of whiskey dick

After a long night of drinking at the bar she had a wicked of a pickled clam.

by wimpothy February 19, 2023

Pickled Sandwich

Someone who's nothing but a pussy. Someone who has zero testosterone in their body and is positively bitchy and whiny. They also don't push themselves hard enough, but you and they know damn well they can do better.

Dave: What's up with Matt? Why's he acting like such a bitch? Jess definitely likes her.
Josh: He's a fucking pickled sandwich. Just watch how he talks to any woman ever and you'll get what I'm talking about

by burgerkingzestysauce April 7, 2023

pickled poop

when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.

When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.

That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.

Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.

Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.

by 47akg47 July 10, 2023