Jizzle Physics

The measure or degree of physics in relation to male sexual body parts or liquid fluids that come from said body parts. While not entirely relegated to male sexual organs or the gender itself.

Sometimes it is used in response to the accurate interpretation of ejaculation.

Other times it is used in response to the physics in regards to a penis.

There are some other times it is in regards to the physics of a ball sack.

Although in can be used in other regards for other body parts and things not defined here.

Male one: "Yo check out that dude! He must have two coconut for balls."

Male two: "Yeah dude he must have great jizzle physics."

by Jizzle physics July 16, 2021

ap physics

the only advanced placement course where you do everything, but physics.

Mike:"Today I played old nintendo games, ate ice pops, slept, talked about nothing, read part of a novel, lit things on fire, slept again, got yelled at,played calculator games and threw shit out of the window"

Joe:"You must have been in ap physics."

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

1st law of physics

Anything that is fun, cost at least 8 dollars-----Eric Cartman

Stan: Wow Cartman that was really fun.

Eric: I know, and it only cost us $8:99 thats the 1st law of physics.

by South Park extrodianaire May 20, 2010

ap physics

Sucks! We do one chapter a day! The work is just too much, and too intense.

I'd be lucky for a 3 on the AP exam.

by bigtones December 16, 2004

cartoon physics

A mentality similar to when the coyote is chasing the road runner and runs off a cliff he can float weightlessly, until he realizes that he is, in fact, not weightless, at which point he plummets to the ground. Our world: People will do things that they think they can or are safe to do until a tragic accident occurs, telling them otherwise.

Often occurs is Asia. Overloaded trucks traveling roads at high rates of speed. Usually carrying dangerous items like propane cylinders and they are not tied down and falling about the truck.

by eric_c May 30, 2005

Zelda Physics

Physics as applied in The Legend of Zelda series. Examples include shrubbery that turns into rupees when cut, enemies bursting into flames after being hit by your sword, falling 300+ feet and rolling to avoid any bodily harm whatsoever, walls made of wood that spark when you hit them with your sword, and suddenly levitating three feet in midair when jumping to a seemingly impossible to reach platform.

Why won't it let me climb on top of this ledge that's half my height?" "Zelda physics." "How did Link manage to dive headfirst onto concrete from ten feet up and not crack his head open?" "Zelda physics.

by The Nickhymer July 6, 2010

honors physics

Somewhat of a hard class where everyone has no fucking idea what the teacher is talking about.

Jen: Hey is y=vf^2 1/2 g^2/t saying that the gravity of pluto is the bitch of the president of Syria ?

Joe: LOL, idek, stupid AP/honors physics ...

by the secret motherfucker November 5, 2013